Johnny Major

Software engineer/Product Development. Sarcasm, video games, and cocktails aficionado. Views are my own

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@omoelerinjare1 Dummy

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@JBPritzker Your agenda is raise taxes on us

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@ChicagosMayor CTU

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@Chicago_Goofies Where a kid can be a kid

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@JBPritzker As we continuously get taxed the 💩 out of here in Illinois 🤦‍♂️🤬

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@AJManaseer @hellotushy When people got crazy with toilet paper back during covid I bought one right away

Never going back and of course upgraded to a full blown bidet toilet

It’s the one thing I miss while traveling lol

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@MarioNawfal Awesome

My puppy is on full raw. Chicken drumsticks/thighs with bone, ground beef, green tripe. She is about 10 weeks old

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@JBPritzker Illinois property taxes

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@Libs_OfChicago Wow, this is insane!

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@Chicago_Goofies Burn it all down!!! F that!

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@CrystalHope1979 Love this!

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@MarioNawfal I would definitely use this at my desk!

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@Chicago_Goofies How unbelievably stupid!

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This woman had the brilliant idea to haul her dirty living room area rug straight to the self-serve car wash for just $5 — soap, high-pressure spray, and all!

She goes after a stubborn blackberry stain and shows the nasty water that pours out when she’s done.

This is such a smart hack, especially if you don’t own a carpet shampooer at home. It looks like a second round of scrubbing might have helped even more, but I’m sure it already looks so much better than it did before!

Sometimes the simplest, most unexpected solutions are the ones that actually get the job done.

Have you ever tried a wild DIY cleaning hack like this, or do you have your own go-to trick for tackling carpet stains?

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@ChicagoDOT Let’s start with the awful roads and neighborhood streets 🤦‍♂️

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@MaryAnnAhernNBC @nbcchicago

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@BillyM2k Enjoy! Was there at the end of last year. Loved it!

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@Chicago_Police @notguiltyCHI 🙏🙏🙏

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@Chicago_History Carson's!!!

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@CWBChicago 🙏🙏🙏