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[Jman @Jman_413]

Reece James, Cole Palmer, João Pedro, Morgan Rogers, Martinez and Caicedo have a job to do📌

[𝐎𝐜𝐣 🗺️ @CFCocj]

MY 2026/27 PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTION. 👀

1️⃣ CHELSEA 🏆 CHAMPIONS.
2️⃣ Arsenal
3️⃣ Liverpool
4️⃣ Manchester City
5️⃣ Manchester United
6️⃣ Tottenham

Yes, I said it.

CHELSEA WILL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE UNDER XABI ALONSO.

Not top four.

Not “maybe a title challenge.”

INVINCIBLE CHAMPIONS.

Alonso has started with 6 points from 6.

Palmer is cooking.

João Pedro is cooking.

Rogers is cooking.

And Chelsea finally have a manager who looks like he knows exactly what he wants.

Meanwhile, everybody is already explaining why Chelsea can't win it.

Good.

Keep explaining. 😂

By May, I want this prediction looking completely ridiculous...

because Chelsea will have the trophy. 🏆🔵

[Akande Akinwumi General @AkgeneraGodsent]

Na Man United Qualify for Champions League But na Chelsea Dey play on Wednesday while Man United Dey play on Thursday

[Missy Emporium 🎀 @Missy_emporium]

Men don’t actually want a submissive woman. They just want a woman who won’t question their nonsense.

[Ammar @AmmarIrl]

This is what life's joy is all about

A puppy's happiness is actually just this simple

[Joe_L @IamJoe_lOmiat]

Don’t celebrate in sin what you achieved in prayer 🤲🙏

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I grew up in a family where mentioning a boy was treated like the worst thing I could do. Now I’m in my 30s and those same people want to know where the husband and grandkids are. You cannot spend years making dating and romantic desire feel shameful,

[Katalia @KatapillarK]

Nobody really talks about how scary it is to be DONE with your job…

but still NEED your job 🫩

[CHI 🎼❤️ @ChiiBePetty]

“Triggered” by Jhene Aiko ft Summer Walker 🎼 🎬

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗲𝗿 @ColdPalmerzo]

Funny how football works.

Enzo leaves Chelsea and suddenly looks like a completely different player.

Meanwhile, Chelsea have Palmer.

Maybe everybody really does end up where they’re supposed to be. 😂💙

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇᴡɪʟʟメ🔰 @willtalksutd]

People confuse access with closeness.

Just because someone can calls you whenever they want doesn’t mean they still have a place in your life.

[Realasher @Realasher1]

One day you will tell your story of how you overcame what you are going through right now, and it will become someone else's survival guide.

[🇯🇲⋱∴❆𝒥𝒜𝒟ℰ❆∴⋰🇯🇲 @islandd_beautyy]

Jerk Chicken Plantain Coco Rolls 😮‍💨🔥
Walk wid mi nuh, an mek we hold hands too. ❤️ We mek dis dish bout a week ago, an mi thoroughly enjoy putting it together. Cooking really therapeutic fi mi, especially when mi know seh di taste ago be everything and MORE! 😮‍💨
Mi seh mek dis be a little task fi di couples dem inna di kitchen. Cook together, laugh together, taste up di food together… den light a candle an have a lil date after. 🕯️❤️
Pure perfection, good food, full belly, an yuh love right beside yuh. Wah more yuh coulda ask fi?
Come yah, mek we enjoy dis one together. 😋🔥

#tastejamaica 🤤🇯🇲

[SoloMon ♨️ @guylikesolomon]

This has to be the most terrible tribe in Africa 💔🤮

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

We’re NEVER beating the “Gotham City” allegations. ONLY IN CHICAGO😂😂

[Ayinke Alaso (Fabric) @tha_elevated_1]

Everybody is getting married to a human being
Adekunle Gold go marry an Angel in Simi

My Baby Omo nla
My Bobo Eja nla
Oooh chim

Blue fire 🔥

[TRISTEN 🧸 @uno_ball23]

I don’t believe every conspiracy theory, but I’m also not arrogant enough to believe everything we’ve been told is the whole truth. 👀

[Wynterr♉️ @jadorexenee]

I know I’m getting old af, I be falling asleep and don’t even be knowing.😭

[𝕁. @inkedupjayy]

If you don’t want to see me win close your eyes.

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

This man is having the time of his life .😂😂

[🎀 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔃 𝓓𝓪 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓫𝔃 🚀 @MissMarzDaBarbz]

Just a girl wondering when the soft life portion of the program begins. 💕

[Alicia @BarracoAlicia]

Then her running the background check 💀