Jes “Marti” Martinez

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

This the shit I be talking about

[gaby @groffheg]

if NYC is on one side, i'm on the same

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Maggie @BAEWATCH_1]

There are three sides to every story and if people only choose to hear one side, you don’t really need that in your life. Taking the higher road will pay off in the long run

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This hits hard.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

there is no evidence JD Vance killed the Pope. there is also no evidence JD Vance didn’t kill the Pope.

in conclusion, JD Vance should be deported to El Salvador.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

what an elite tier excuse, we lost a real one

[Jes “Marti” Martinez @jmartini620]

“I mean they were in a 20-foot box truck as a getaway car. Can you imagine a high speed chase in a U-HAUL?”

[Jes “Marti” Martinez @jmartini620]

Not there being a classical style instrumental of Country Roads playing at the acupuncturist’s rn

[elle @wbb_wins]

men say women's basketball is too slow but men's basketball is too fast because like WHAT IS THE RUSH HERE. slow down and set smth up
https://t.co/S3metER8SB

[Jes “Marti” Martinez @jmartini620]

“I will put in the energy that I am given by others”..
👌

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Gen Z enters the chat 👇🏼

[rose @wynrosei]

one time i saw somebody say that u shouldn’t feel insecure about your physical appearance because “your existence means there was a long line of people who fell in love with somebody who looks just like you” and that changed my life forever and i think everybody should hear that

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fights back, it's called violence."
— Mark Twain

[Jes “Marti” Martinez @jmartini620]

Champagne after set wraps is always the move

[Jes “Marti” Martinez @jmartini620]

We love getting absolutely shafted by the person we’ve repeatedly gone to bat for

[ً @wtffrio]

should we be worried that 2025 begins with "wtf"

[katie @katefeetie]

is the left “obsessed” with gender, sexuality, race, etc, or are they just constantly having to defend people in marginalized groups against a right wing that’s ACTUALLY obsessed with gender, sexuality, race, etc