Jonathan Martinez

Jack of all trades, master of none.

[GT_VALL @Torresvalt26]

Did my taxes today IRS said “ you broke I’m up”

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Call me ranch cause I be dressing

[Jonathan Martinez @jmartttinez]

@thoseRgr8t @adriel69 @TheeScottieE @Dinobruh the GC on a Tuesday morning. No one’s safe

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

If you spend all your time chasing butterflies they will fly away, but if you spend your time making a beautiful garden the butterflies will come to you

[Jonathan Martinez @jmartttinez]

I’m trynna take her here and put my kids in her

[☁️ @tmbIrpics]

Imagine waking up here 🌌

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“why do you take so long in the shower?”

me:

[Jonathan Martinez @jmartttinez]

God I love this woman

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

Me under my boo’s Christmas tree because i am the gift

[Jonathan Martinez @jmartttinez]

Moments before the incident @thoseRgr8t

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

When the teacher says you can pick your own partners and you see your homeboy across the room

[Jonathan Martinez @jmartttinez]

@delyy17 We were lied to as kids. Si tiene sangre, te vas a enfermar

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

need booty pics so i can go to sleep pleeease

[Jonathan Martinez @jmartttinez]

@selenabueno Is your head missing?

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

me and the boys talking about old memories

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Lol Musk is upset because NASA just pulled off hitting an asteroid, while all his products ever hit are pedestrians.

[g 🍒 @galyyyj14]

one thing about me is ima pull up in my crocs

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

When your boo sends you selfies

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

The only disability is dis ability to get this bread 💸