Jarred marzofka

If you aren't living life on the edge, your taking up to much space.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

RT if you're called by your last name more often than your first.

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

@PeytonHellmann he did not ditch you, you never even agreed to go with him.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Well said

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

I want to make enough money so I can take care of my parents. They work so hard to take care of me. #TheyDeserveIt

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

@MelissaLeach16 deny it all you want i know you are in to me!

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

@MelissaLeach16 no were not;)

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

@MelissaLeach16 talking bout you;)

[Austin Powers @Austin_Powers__]

When someone hot favorites your tweet

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

Women logic:
Bikini- all good
Underwear- omg don't look!

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

Every morning I wake celebrating, because I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch. 🏃🔫

[Morgan Rhodes @Duquettesid]

imagine texting your dog...

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

Don't let people who are jealous of you bring you down, they are already pretty far down.

[Jarred marzofka @JMarzofka]

I'm sorry, I forgot that your worker that snitched on us was of age! 💁
#Box #YouButthurt?😂