Nik

certified yapper reporting for duty🫡

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Nik @liitnikki]

There’s two types of festival children. One that stares you down shyly and you have to ask her to trade… and the other that comes running bare footed down the gravel and yells TRADE WITH ME! And I somehow resonate with both

[💗 @ma1ybe]

GREAT WORK LADIES

[Nik @liitnikki]

I’m losing weight and my braces come off in a couple months … I will be acting brand new thank you

[Nik @liitnikki]

Just got a notification that Apple Maps is now going to show ads…. They really know how to fuck the people

[jezz @JezziiB]

"The baby you abOrtEd could've cured cancer."

So could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. You didn't care about them either.

[Nik @liitnikki]

My best friend makes the table/grades it, her husband sits across from me relentlessly making fun of the score I got, and my husband sits next to me giggling every time I give a wrong answer.

[Nik @liitnikki]

My friends hate me & how I know that is bc about 2am every weekend they’ll start asking me history, geography or trivia questions. (I am a woman who contently knows nothing) but worst of all… last night they pulled out a fucking MULTIPLICATION TABLE????

[Nik @liitnikki]

Computa make these guys supa gay and horny

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

DDG x @Polo_Capalot “Not Friendly” out tonight @ midnight EST! 🔥🔥🔥

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Epste!n removed children's teeth so that they couldn't bite.
No.
I will not stop talking about the files.
May they rot in the lowest levels of hell.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Being 26 is so weird because you feel like you’re 21 but then you meet someone who’s 21 and realize what 5 years does for you

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

totally works too

[Maryam @hell_line0]

When women say “we want equality,” and men say “so we can hit women now?”, it demonstrates exactly why it’s needed.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i hope bad bunny get on that superbowl stage & don’t speak a WORD of english

[Honey @secondsundae9]

Obama, if you wanna call that man an ugly ass bitch you go right ahead. I personally will be here to defend you.

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

I mean this from the depths of my soul. If you support Trump, unfollow me, block me, do whatever you need to do. I promise I’ll survive without you.

I’m done. Been done.

[Nik @liitnikki]

One time I made a whole petition for my boss to let us leave early and go get margs. Very official and was signed by all my coworkers, she still said no :/