jordan meowscaro.

happy 🌻

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

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[Denis Holton @DenisHolton]

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

#NewProfilePic

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

Taylor Swift is releasing a new album tonight and this is exactly the kind of energy I needed.

[𝙷𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢 𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 @juscallmejames]

Finding a new crib with little time be stressful man

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

@miacips When you realize it’s not an hangover, you’re just tired asf

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

animal crackers are so dangerous.... I could eat the whole bag...

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

@TheMoustafa_ Love that journey for you

[𝔞 𝔪 𝔢 𝔩 𝔦 𝔞 @miacips]

Swiping in the tub call it bumble bath

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

nice grill

[Hingle McCringleberry @ChildofHaifa]

Daily reminder. Your media is against you because fear and agitation sells more clicks and subscriptions than the truth.

[𝔞 𝔪 𝔢 𝔩 𝔦 𝔞 @miacips]

The effect an iced coffee the size of my torso can have on my mood always shocks me

[Faith Brown @havesomeFaith2]

HOW TO DROP 200 lbs OVERNIGHT:

Get my diet plan now!
DM me. Serious inquires only.

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

can’t a girl nap in peace? damn.

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

am I the only one addicted to dill pickle chips because hot damn they are good

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

Someone asked me what bank I use for my savings account and I said Venmo

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

@shaymcVillen7 Thank god

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

@miacipstea No

[jordan meowscaro. @jmasc12]

@shaymcVillen7 @mollief627

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Washington, DC right now. Please watch and retweet. https://t.co/becv0VKErJ