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“you are so awkward” -my friend yossi. special skills: over explaining myself and saying I’m sorry. she/her.

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@RonnyJacksonTX How is this not a satire account?

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Today is now National Patti LuPone Day, in honor of which I’ll be closing all emails with “Figure it out.”

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@im_thehbic @alaw312 New home, new job, promotion, adopted a pet… we should celebrate each other’s milestones!

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@im_thehbic Hugs for you and mom 🥰

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I’d like to see a Venn diagram of the Kid Rock fans who attended Woodstock ‘99 and the Capital insurrectionists. #Trainwreck #Woodstock99

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@im_thehbic Tell meeeee

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@julezdroolz YES because strainers are the fucking worst to clean

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@im_thehbic Reason no. 284728293628273 why I’m in therapy

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@im_thehbic New memory just unlocked. At church camp in HS a guy who was pissed about taking “under God” out made us all stand and do the Pledge and scream the “under God” part while he held the flag at the front of the chapel. This was after a lengthy sermon about how girls are evil

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@im_thehbic It’s fucking CREEPY

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@im_thehbic Not just the playing of songs at games, but flags in front of everyone’s houses, forcing kids to say the Pledge, etc.

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@im_thehbic It never occurred to me bc I was so used to it growing up until I was at my last job and most of my colleagues were from other countries. They told me it was creepy and it reminded them of indoctrination in n*zi g*rmany, and I’ve never been able to unsee it

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@JRSmith_III @jzux This exact “pray harder” advice is what made my depression and anxiety worse. This kind of shit may work for someone who just has a case of the Mondays, but for the rest of us it is medically incorrect and extremely harmful

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“You don’t look Japanese or queer”

Am I supposed to look like a rainbow roll?

[JAKA☈ IH⚓💗💜💙 ♋ @Redroserihanna]

@2burnttoo "you dont look queer''

Am i supposed to look like a pack of skittles?

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@rachsyme #lgfuad

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

As an ex prosecutor from Uvalde, I can say based on my past interactions with Uvalde PD, you will never know the truth about what went down in that school until every inch of video tape is released to the press.

[Natasha ❀ @ndelriego]

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Buffalo.

This is Ruth Whitfield, 86. Her son, the former Buffalo Fire Commissioner, said she was on her way from visiting her husband in a nursing home and stopped at the store to get something to eat.

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Fun fact: Matt Gaetz considers any girl with a HS diploma to be “over-educated,” and undatable.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

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@im_thehbic SO HAPPY FOR YOU👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼