J Maxwell Bash

Pro wrestling nerd, actor. Orioles, Niners, Kings. Just trying to be the best Dorothy Zbornak I can be(e). 🐝🐝?!

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If anyone's hiring a social media rep, I'd love to quit my job, and join your team. But I only reply to inquiries and mentions with #ArrestedDevelopment quotes and GIFs. If that works for you, let's make a huge, tiny mistake together.

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@MattGeorgeSAC It's a crime we got so little Fox-Monk time together. I hope he goes to the Spurs.

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@mattbarrows Three Days of the Condor is SO underrated.

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@davemeltzerWON Hooooooly shit.

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@mattbarrows I still think if we let him go, he'll end up being one of the best kickers in the league for a long time, for somebody else. He'll figure it out.

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@AllieKATCH Vegas baybeee! But their first album had a UK release that has my favorite Killers track, Glamorous Indie Rock n' Roll.

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@ZachLowe_NBA Kevin McReynolds was no HoJo but he was good!

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@mattbarrows Any thoughts or insight as to why they're not bringing Mitch back?

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@kevinnbrown calling the O's game for a moment with a shockingly solid #misspiggy impression is EVERYthing this lifelong Orioles/Muppets fan didn't know I needed 😂😂

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@LombardiHimself After the last year, we deserved a little win 😂😂😭😭

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@masnRoch Rivera impressed last season down the stretch when nobody but Gunnar could hit, and this Spring, thought maaaaybe he'd make the roster

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@mattbarrows

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@RapSheet As a Niners fan right now...

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@TayborSnapping Jesus, we lose Hufanga, Dre, JUICE, our long snapper, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF?!?

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@mattbarrows Hufanga AND Greenlaw is just brutal.

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@kings_muse I'm still booing Spencer Hawes' dumbass.

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@masnRoch As he should! I think Westburg and Holliday both showed pretty good, natural instincts at 3B and 2B, respectively, and that's where they should be consistently played going forward, pending injuries or lack of performance.

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@MikeSilver God, I hope so!

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@danconnolly2016 You can yell about innings or his admittedly horrible postseason performance, but how could you not want this guy in the Hall? Dude was the most dominant lefty I'd ever seen.

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@TheAthleticSF EASILY my top preference. Come back, revitalize, finish what we started. Also 100% understand if he just wants to HC after that shitty Jets ousting.

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@danconnolly2016 Aw man, 37?? What a bummer. Of all the O's "prospect" pitchers that never panned out, he was the one I rooted for the hardest to put it all together. He did have that one half season where you could really see. RIP, Brian.