J Maxwell Bash

Pro wrestling nerd, actor. Orioles, Niners, Kings. Just trying to be the best Dorothy Zbornak I can be(e). 🐝🐝?!

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If anyone's hiring a social media rep, I'd love to quit my job, and join your team. But I only reply to inquiries and mentions with #ArrestedDevelopment quotes and GIFs. If that works for you, let's make a huge, tiny mistake together.

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@SleeperOrioles He's still only 22 😂😂 if we trade him, it will absolutely haunt us for years.

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@mattbarrows

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@mattbarrows

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@The_Forty_Four Boro playing quite inconsistently and still being 3rd is a great sign. Once they put two halves together they should go on a run and threaten for automatic promotion.

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@afkostka I reeeeally hope he's one and done, but I just don't see it happening.

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@mattbarrows Good grief, it just doesn't end.

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@ZachLowe_NBA Zach entering into the world and my love for Mike and Joe is everything I didn't know I needed. More of this please!

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@mattbarrows Might be a little grim for pregame vibes too 😂😂

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@49ersDrea Only Cowboy fans wouldn't see how profoundly better Steve Young was 😂

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@jimmygards I still get absolutely wild nostalgia when I hear this song. Also the SNL sketch about it is one of the greatest of all-time.

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@TheRealMcKoy85 It's pretty bad, innit? I can't really invest in any real NFL discussion anymore, it's profoundly unpleasant.

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@emmitonair Robbie Gould, easily.

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Absolutely brutal day for us Oriole fans if this trade goes through. Honestly, even if it doesn't.

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@ryanripkenshow Waking up to the news that my team might trade its star catcher/face of the franchise to a division rival is noooot the way I hoped to start my day. Ward I understand. Adley to a division rival is absolutely unfathomable to me in my life as a baseball fan.

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@Orioles Good thing the double play happened and cleared the bases or he'da just struck out!

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@FoN9ne He was so good once the Niners got some stability. I always believed in him, we just never knew if the front office would get it together.

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Boy do I wish we'd quit doing #mountrushmore of *insert whatever realm here* and just do a top five already. Never too late to research why Mt. Rushmore suuucks.

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@EddieTrunk But fuck Bruce Springsteen because this idiot didn't realize Born in the USA was about a Vietnam vet 40+ years into its existence 😂😂😂

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@MattGeorgeSAC It's a crime we got so little Fox-Monk time together. I hope he goes to the Spurs.