Jordan May

Life's a garden, dig it

[Kait ♡ @Kait_osborne12]

OKAY TWITTER. PLEASE DO YOUR THING! SO @kanebrown JUST TOLD ME OVER HIS LIVE TWITCH STREAM IF THIS TWEET GETS 25,000 RETWEETS HE WILL PERFORM AT MY WEDDING NEXT YEAR!!!! HELP A GIRL OUT!!

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

In all the shows I've spent hours, days, even weeks watching, none have come close to the level of emotions I felt while watching Away. Absolutely 100% speechless...

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

So its okay to disobey cops with guns drawn on you and go to your vehicle where they don't know if you have a weapon hidden or not and expect nothing to happen? Got it, makes total sense... praying for law enforcement now a days, couldnt pay me enough to deal with today's world

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

How can I be lost if I've got nowhere to go?

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

Blows me away how many of you argue over the "what" before having even the slightest understanding of the "why" and "how". Knowledge is power people, educate yourselves.

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

So because 1 bad cop kills a man, all the sudden destroying and stealing from every business in the city becomes perfectly acceptable? Yall are absolute fools, MLK would be sick to his stomach seeing how this reaction has become accepted in society. 2 wrongs don't make a right.

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

Ouch, rough start to The Match for everyone but Tiger😅

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

What I wouldn't give for some Canes chicken and toast to cure this hangover.

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

@AlexaRobinson13 THANK YOU

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

Its all a game of chess, except the board is flowing water and the pieces are made of smoke... 💨

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

Feeling like its a good time to take a staycation. I'm over it all😴

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

People out here getting paid more weekly while on unemployment than when they were working. How tf does that make sense?

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

All this boohooing over Bernie dropping out and diminishing the chance at a Democrat getting back in the White House... I'm not political but when someone tells you "ill give you free this and free that" I can promise you it ain't free. #MakeAmericaLogicalAgain

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

There are opinions and there are facts. Too many people confuse the difference.

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

I've never had so much food in my fridge and cabinets, I'm struggling to decide what to even cook😳

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

It's pretty tough reading posts by and watching videos of some "open minded" people. They argue they deserve to be accepted for who they are. Meanwhile they're throwing trash and drinks at others who dont agree with them on absolutely every debatable issue. Ironic much?

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

@AMarkwe11 Yeah I guess I could make that work. I was thinking of somewhere more tropical, but the res will do🤷‍♂️

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

Why are honeymoons just for married couples? I want to be at a resort near a beach, waking up to cooked breakfast every morning with adventures planned every day and amazing weather and views from the balcony. Where's the singles honeymoon spot?

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

Denali taste on an SLE budget... The big Ram has to go.

[Jordan May @jmay2000]

If you don't like where you are, move. You're not a tree.