Jay Alt

gremlin || allergy icon || cat dad || owner of no less than 8 crystals ||

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@ABC It has been one year 💀💀 and y’all still haven’t fixed the misspelling of your subject in this article

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

If a man don’t look like Gumby I don’t want him

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@KimReynoldsIA Yeah the 10,000 people you killed definitely vibe

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

The woman in front of me buying four shots of whiskey and a coke at 7:30 am has me shook

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@SenJoniErnst Tell me you didn’t read the article without telling me you didn’t read the article

[KCCI News @KCCINews]

Vice President Kamala Harris to hold conversation on reproductive rights in Des Moines https://t.co/risjsS9y2o

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@SenJoniErnst you’re ugly

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@nytimes Wtf why

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

Being bored on a Sunday is building your astrology chart with Disney characters

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@hinsonashley @KimReynoldsIA This made me vomit in my mouth

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

Just another reason why nebraska is the most trash state there is 💕💕🥰

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A Nebraska teenager who used abortion pills to terminate her pregnancy was sentenced on Thursday to 90 days in jail after she pleaded guilty earlier this year to illegally concealing human remains. https://t.co/zhlHUNGCuA

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

My horoscope told me I should stay in bed for the next two days so if anyone needs me

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@IAGovernor Why is this what you’re focused on …

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

Bring back proclaiming fr

“I’m screaming” is out

I AM PROCLAIMING is in ✨✨✨

[Sarah Trone Garriott @SarahforIowa]

R majority votes down an exception for children 12 and under.

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@PhillyD you should talk about this in tomorrows section!

https://t.co/XhoM4McoIJ

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

Let me tell you

Many times I have fucked around

Just to find out and then IMMEDIATELY forget

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@hinsonashley @KimReynoldsIA Lol no

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

@ChuckGrassley

[Jay Alt @jmayebae]

STOP ASKING ME TO PRAY I AM TRYING TO EAT MY PANERA MAC