John Ayers

New retiree and full time househusband. Former MLS employee and recovering Customer Service Representative. Metalhead.

[John Ayers @jmayers3]

@grok What features will fsd-lite have?

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@helldivers2 Sorry children, my lasers work better on ice planets.

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@keith_rosson Sonic Youth

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@Helldiversmedia Executor of Patriotism

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@DuffMcKagan So Slash got a new bike?!

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@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Schlansky O’Brien is the best name since Fleetwood Mac.

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@TeslaMotorsClub @GerberKawasaki @RealDanODowd @DirtyTesLa I'm disappointed there was no discussion about what a weird stop sign/line that intersection has, with the stop sign 10 feet prior to the large white stop line at the intersection (which is where it appeared the car "planned" to stop).

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@the_REAL_bdog Yes, they don't seem to be working. Once the page actually loads after 2 minutes, it just plays a 1 min. clip of the NAR NXT logo.

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@RMLSweb https://t.co/zmwMgyQNIS

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@elonmusk @stats_feed This sounds like a job for @boringcompany !!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

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@verge I’m sure Walter White here will do a great job. 👍🏻

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@bestofnextdoor Kitty Kidnapper!

[Tommy Chong @tommychong]

Damn, I got 9 months for selling bongs. 🤦‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Great band, too bad they broke up

[John Ayers @jmayers3]

@AffordAnything Much closer to gambling than investing. 🎰

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@NBCNews When does Schumer take over?

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@PJVogt The calls are coming from INSIDE the house!

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Hey @EddieTrunk What’s wrong with this picture?