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[zb @jmazb]

The Golden Ratio Foundation - Thank You! In honor of Hopper T. 💛 https://t.co/a4JYetCWXe

[zb @jmazb]

I took a survey on data harvesting for @jengolbeck’s research and am happy to report I’m appropriately paranoid.

[Anthony Citrano @acitrano]

@Politidope It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.

[zb @jmazb]

@HalfEatenScone Somehow “twatwaffle” seems like an insult or a compliment, depending on the context

[zb @jmazb]

At the vet today, when we got into the exam room I told the dr about all the dogs I saw in the waiting room

[Phil Gentry @pmgentry]

A professor of mine went to go hear Derrida speak once. The entire talk was about cows; everyone was flummoxed but listened carefully, and took notes about...cows. There was a short break, and when Derrida came back, he was like, “I’m told it is pronounced ‘chaos.’”

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

I have a theory that ADHD evolved because society always needs at least some people who are good in a crisis even if they’re useless on an average day.

We are evolution’s “break glass in case of emergency”

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

These remarks by @RepJoeNeguse are beautiful.

[Winging It In Motown @wingingitmotown]

No idea who my favorite NY Rangers player is because the team won't tell me

[Jordan K. Green @jordonaut]

When I describe East Coast vs West Coast culture to my friends I often say "The East Coast is kind but not nice, the West Coast is nice but not kind," and East Coasters immediately get it. West Coasters get mad. 😂😂😂

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations

[zb @jmazb]

Public Work | #EFF2020: A Holiday Campaign (Uncensored) https://t.co/xOfl1GtyhV via @YouTube A Fuck You for a Cause

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

Welcome back, Full Sentences.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I’ve forgotten how to respond to good news— do I sit down? throw up? put on a scarf? It’s been so long I don’t know

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

every member of the Trump administration should now be considered a flight risk

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

No it isn’t.

Whoever wins 270 electoral votes becomes the president-elect.

The US Constitution doesn’t demand that the loser concede, or be gracious, or even remotely mature.

Just the 270 electoral votes.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

We should all be on Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Fetterman's level.

"The president can sue a ham sandwich. He can send a 1,000 lawyers to Pennsylvania, but it’s not going to change."