jenni bonds

frankly my dear, i don’t give a damn. #GetEducatedBruhForGood

[G E O R G E 🐼 @GxEorge_]

We are currently living through a timeline where you can work a full 40-hour week, eat at home, have zero hobbies, and still somehow end up having no savings 🤦🏽‍♂️🫠

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[Pimp Type CJB @YallJustDontKno]

Unfortunately, you can’t financial literacy your way out of poverty

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when the kid that’s been running around the restaurant for the past hour finally hits his head on a table

[🇺🇸Jerry Mander🇺🇦 @realpublicius]

It's time to make science a thing again.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

can’t eat bread because it’ll make my mouth bleed. can’t eat vegetables because it’ll give me explosive diarrhea. can’t walk outside because the sky is on fire.

[Iggy @_Lawlietttt]

Do yall think you just get wrinkly and die at 30 or something

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Can’t have my weekly chicken caesar salad wrap because idiots voted for a pedophile.

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

Well, I wasn't calling it that but I just might start to.

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A $500K mortgage is now about $3,150 a month.

A $500K mortgage was about $2,000 a month in 2021.

Over $1,000 more each month for the same home.

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

If your parents made 40k in the 1990s, you’d need to make 170k to have the same lifestyle in 2026

So 170k is the new 40k
This should absolutely shock you

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s really surprising that people are shocked that Gen Z don't enjoy work. Back in the day, work was to let you buy a home, travel and set up a few nice things for yourself. Would you feel the same way about work if it lead to none of the above ??