Jane Marie

the real slim Janie

[Jane Marie @jmbaa21]

Can Rocky Top be my wedding song

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Daily affirmation: I am smart, capable and have perfect tits

[justn @justnlopez]

live where? in foster care? the street? in homes where their parents hate them? in homes where they grow up abused??

[Nick Geidner @ngeidner]

I wonder what @DollyParton would have spent $43 billion dollars on.

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

Shouldn't over 1,000 scientists risking arrest to save the planet be a bigger news story than Elon Musk trying to buy Twitter?

[Dr. Matthew Jones @Dr_MatthewJones]

Insurance companies hate therapists.

Here’s what most people don’t know therapists put up with to accept insurance (and how clients pay the price) 🧵

[Bratz @Bratz]

This is what a Grammy winner looks like 🏆👄 @DojaCat #bratz

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Oil & Avg Gas $ June 2008:
•Oil: $181.58/barrel
•Gas: $4.10/gallon

Oil & Avg Gas $ Mar 2022:
•Oil: $99.76/barrel
•Gas: $4.32/gallon

If you're blaming anyone but greedy oil companies for their price gouging—you've bought into propaganda that hurts you more than anyone else.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

breeding pets for our entertainment when millions are put down every year simply due to a lack of space is fucked and inhumane and people get really weird when you call them out on it

[Jane Marie @jmbaa21]

Me talking about something not related to Mexico: blah blah, My nephew: hey aunt Janie, how about Mexico? Me: umm how about it Mack? Nephew: Taco Tuesday, sharks and big waves

[🌺🌹🌼🌸🌻 @amalliahope]

there are people serving life sentences for selling a dub meanwhile this family just got “global peace” from lawsuits regarding the opioid epidemic they started.

[bomb voyage @Loupreme_]

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

The FDA didn't approve yall mixing Red Bull with alcohol either😅 but ya did it!!!

[Phil Williams @PhilNvestigates]

BREAKING FROM TENNESSEE: "There are no beds. In Middle Tennessee right now it is impossible to find an empty, staffed ICU, ER, or med/surg bed," says chief medical officer for Sumner Regional Medical Center in Gallatin. #COVID19

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If every person on earth just recycled, stopped using plastic straws, and drove an electric car, 100 corporations would still produce 70% of total global emissions.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

It’s always #HotGirlSummer for my husband, Carl 💝 Happy birthday my love!

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[Tom @tomsnyds]

Me 30 seconds after joining a Zoom when no one else has joined

[noam @noampao]

I better not see anyone I know not taking the 2nd covid vax because they're "scared of feeling sick the next day" when I've seen every one of you make the choice to feel sick the next day every Saturday night for the last ten years. Get the shot. Help the world. Don't be a baby.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus it’s almost your time baby

[Jane Marie @jmbaa21]

@haleyaudraa Sounds right to me