jesse

Certified Disney Adult & Elephant Enthusiast

[jesse @jmc13096]

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem. It’s me.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

it hurts as much as it did 16 years ago.

[jesse @jmc13096]

I’m legit not watching anymore goooooood night… 3rd season where a rugirl can’t get past week 2?? Yall did @monetxchange dirty @TheTraitorsUS

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Animals. It’s been 15 years since animal & cannibal.

I can’t believe the balls I had as a young broke girl, at the silver platter, jumbos clown room, riding around Los Angeles in my trans am, fucking shit up listening to my records in the eagles house up Laurel canyon, visiting my friends at the drunk tank, watching the sunrise drinking gold shlaager up at the Hollywood sign.
I have literally grown up in front and beside all of you. Thank you for singing with me, dancing with me, loving me and being beside me for everything.
TikTok on the clock but the party don’t stop ✨❤️🙏

To celebrate, I’m releasing Animal + Cannibal on vinyl, CD & streaming for the first time ever with 6 never released tracks including… “Butterscotch,” “Shots On The Hood Of My Car,” & “F**K Him He’s A DJ.” Go pre-order/save it & grab the new merch!

https://t.co/vW1qUL4KS7

[Rinna @Cornpieeeee]

“Every relationship there’s little hiccups in the road. It’s time to burp that shit out” Amaya Papaya the poet #LoveIslandUSA

[Rinna @Cornpieeeee]

Iris and Pepe named their babies Lois and Peter and Iris goes “they are family names” and Pepe goes “yea I’m a big family guy”…. #LoveIslandUSA

[jesse @jmc13096]

100%, multiple times.

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

Is Amaya the kind of book you would read? 🥹 #LoveIslandUSA

[ethan 🫧💜 @ethannsc]

olandria telling huda she needs to be honest about her kiss when she continues to downplay her make out session with nic is very funny ngl #loveislandsusa

[lyn ✧ @bonita on annotate ! @YEOPOP]

amaya step back i’m taking over. #loveislandsusa

[jesse @jmc13096]

#loveislandsusa the only vote that matters to me is

[jesse @jmc13096]

Austin legit reminds me of a tall blade of grass… idk how to explain it but yea #LoveIsland

[jesse @jmc13096]

@lili_7260 So they can sleep peacefully

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

katy perry in space

[solcito @_valkyriecroft]

"katy perry going to space!!"
The actual trip:

[jesse @jmc13096]

I just know the founding fathers are rolllllin in their grave you’d think they poppin molly

[carly mack @carlyemack]

Danielle shaking on the floor, wrap it up I’m over it. #TheTraitorsUS

[Jackson @jacksonXfuture]

Well, see yall next season. They better get Danielle out bc she ruined the game #TheTraitorsUS

[Ken @RihannaRelease]

Arrietty literally just gave us a GROUNDBREAKING look #DragRace

[jesse @jmc13096]

Fuck him & that backwards hat

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Watching them celebrate Rob really boils my blood.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Goodnight everyone. Hope I did my bobbleheads proud. See you all at the reunion.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

When I say "HEAVE" you say "HO"!!!