Just saw a commercial that talks about the struggles of living life in sweatpants...
I don’t know whose idea this commercial was, but they are wrong. Very. Very. Wrong.
This girl just told me that I don't know any good songs that she hasn’t heard. Little does she know... I have @Aubrey_Park23 and good music that others don't know is 95% of our friendship! 😏🤘🏼🎶
Mom called me to tell me that it’s too cold for her outside. The weather is 51 in Southern California this morning.
I told her It’s -6 with wind chill here and she told me to stop being such a baby...
My little brother told my grandma he has osteoporosis today...
When she asked if he knew what that was, he responded with... “yes, it’s when you can’t poop”
I’m rolling 😂😂😂
Asked Siri for the weather this morning and he said it was 44, so of course I walked out in shorts and a hoodie... Siri gave me the weather for California.
It was 3 degrees here friends. 🥶😅
This girl just messaged me and I had no idea who she was... so when I asked, she sent this. 😂
I can’t even argue that it wasn’t me because this is such a me thing 🤦♀️🤦♀️