Jessica McCormack

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[Nick Manes @nickrmanes]

CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

@jaketapper No

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

"The first party to retire its 80-year-old candidate is going to be the party that wins this election."

Remember this, Nikki Haley?

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

@SirajAHashmi What the fuck is wrong with you?

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Drag race regular season vs. all stars

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

@CapXSid It’s not a contest, R Kelly should be in jail too

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Every time we have an eclipse, I hear someone say, “This won’t happen again for another 150 years,” but then the shit happens every year and a half.

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

Anyone who thinks Travis Kelce is out of shape is a complete idiot

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

Pedro Pascal as Muppets: Thread

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

David Bowie had gone to a private showing of his 1987 movie Labyrinth. Afterward, he’d have a meet-and-greet with a group of children. He met them and had a ball, but one boy was shy and withdrawn.

So Bowie asked the organizers of the event if he could talk to the boy by himself, seeing as though he was “so shy."

The kid wasn’t actually shy — he was autistic. Bowie told the kid he was also scared, too, of everything. He was, in fact, only able to face other people because of a “magic mask” he would always wear. It just so happened the mask was ‘invisible.’

He gave it to the boy. He then acted rather distressed himself and had to make another magic mask, after which he became calm, too. Bowie and the kid just hung out for thirty minutes, and it was a magical experience.

The boy later said he actually felt more confident after meeting David Bowie and receiving his “magic mask."

Bowie reminded the boy of how ‘everyone is shy and scared sometimes, and we all wear masks’. Not every celebrity as famous as Bowie would take so much time and go through such effort to put an uncomfortable kid at ease at an event.

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

@abefromanohio I screamed haha

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

[JPA @jasrifootball]

16 years ago today, Eli Manning spoiled the #Patriots’ undefeated season in dramatic fashion

(via: @NFLLegacy)

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

@JasonKelce @AccidentallyWA

[Justin Sherin @wychstreet]

Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It’s the guns.

[Jessica McCormack @jmccormack33]

The people who love guns are the problem. The people who love Trump are the problem.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Republicans in Maine rejected a bill this year that would have required a waiting period for firearm purchases.

They seriously could not fathom waiting 72 hours to buy a gun.

Maine also does not…
- Ban assault weapons
- Require permits to carry a gun in public
- Require background checks on all gun sales

Our hearts are heavy tonight.

We need immediate action — we cannot sit around and wait for Congress.

We need to amend the Constitution to help prevent tragedies like this.