Joe McElroy

Teacher of 🇬🇧. Teaching and Learning nut.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

You guys suck.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@Stagecoach_West what happened to the 10.30am 51 bus to Cirencester from Swindon Railway station? Never turned up - had to get a £20 taxi to Cricklade instead!

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@mrmikeMTL Ahem. That would be me.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@thetimes The UK receives fewer refugees per capita than the European average. Shame: Times used to be the paper of record before Murdoch's goons ruined it.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@LostTemple7 He also likes to kidnap tens of thousands of Ukrainian children. And I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up eating that dog.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@KirstieMAllsopp Spoilt.
Out of touch.
Weird.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@KirstieMAllsopp The most embarrassing thing about all of this is that you went for a national treasure without realising he was a national treasure.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@mrdanwalker Cancel the state visit.
Close all US bases on UK soil and the one on Diego Garcia.
Rescind planning permission on Trump's new golf course in Scotland.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@clydeandchase @RpsAgainstTrump You're going to need it for the next Pearl Harbor your president's will have brought on through dismantling the US-dominant global order.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@PeterStefanovi2 No, America is not welcome here.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@thetimes Due to a glaring error, The Times has omitted IB results in their calculations, and so grossly distorting these results. Sadly, the poor state of its journalism means The Times is no longer worthy of being the 'Paper of Record'.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@jacksongs Sad to see the Aussies trying to style out what was actually quite an embarrassing mistake. They couldn't be bothered to set up a competent selection process so just accepted someone picked from a small group of mates in Sydney. Un-Olympian in the extreme.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@elonmusk Shhh. Grownups are talking now.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@elonmusk You are a witless buffoon.

[Helen Reynolds MBE @helenrey]

If you've read the fabulous Teach Like A Champion 3.0
@Doug_Lemov's 63 wonderful strategies to choose from to enhance your teaching, here's a summary!

Thanks @AndrewWatsonTTB -in the folder there's one with a blank 'Do This' column for you to fill in.

https://t.co/dxKZGvLeYl

[engteacherabroad @engteacherabro2]

IB English LangLit - Paper 1 Text Anthology done - Taken over 10 hours but a resource for the yrs.
Organised by the forms the IB want us to cover + I am going to add to every time I come across another superb text. Avail here: https://t.co/RefS0EmMcc Scroll down to 2022 planning

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@RichardJMurphy Higher than you'd be comfortable with, I'm afraid. Unfortunately, poor knowledge of basic grammar isn't a deciding factor in GCSE assessment.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@Miss_Snuffy Your childhood was not 100% reading and maths. It just wasn't.

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@V_and_A The Family Festival on Sat 19th looks fantastic. Is there any chance of you adding/moving one of the Design Baby sessions to after 2pm? It seems odd that the one event suitable for children under 3 clashes with the usual nap window of 12-2 for children under 3!

[Joe McElroy @jmcelroy1102]

@TSB tried three times to switch today. 1) App kicked me out for no reason. 2) Browser froze mid-application. 3) Link took me to a pdf (!?). Absolute jokers. Off I trot to First Direct then...