Dexy’s Midnight Gunna

if I sign a friend up at my gym I get a free hat

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[reading the teleprompter] And we love it when it’s over, don’t we, folks? Love it when it’s over. When it’s gone away without hope of resuscitation or redemption or reunion. When there’s no reason to look back. But we always do, don’t we, folks? We always do

[fred @fredday95]

People will say too often you need to hear x album before you die. This is one of the ones where that is undeniably true

[rose @roramdin]

every song is rigorously calculated to generate a new laugh

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

Me watching Wemby for the rest of his career:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

he would never send zohran to voicemail @JDVance

[George @WoodsyDem]

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack

[Dexy’s Midnight Gunna @jmcgowan666]

The way Charles Dance walks over literally everyone involved in Game of Thrones is insane. There are some great performances in this show but good lord is he incredible

[Wiosna Pustyni @Atrydka]

Cinematic parallels

DUNE (2021) || SHREK (2001)

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

joel coen's gothic mystery starring josh o'connor

[Dexy’s Midnight Gunna @jmcgowan666]

When will America wake up and cast this man as Detective Andy Sipowicz

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

whoever didn’t vote Jesse Plemmons for best actor I have something for u

[Dexy’s Midnight Gunna @jmcgowan666]

He’d make even better worm food

[Phil Braun @playazball]

You would make a good lizard or something in Star Trek, Stephen.

[🦇Honky Tonk Girl🦇 @IQWrestler]

Is Butterbean okay?

[donald @Boringstein]

You should be able to turn on a tv anywhere in america and find a channel playing late night with conan o’brien episodes on rotation 24/7

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

Rob Reiner news been really bumming me out. Only saving grace for my sanity on here is all the different clips of his Wolf of Wall Street performance going around. I've stopped scrolling every time to watch the one of him screaming "I WAIT AALLLL WEEK FOR THE FUCKING EQUALIZER!!"

[Dexy’s Midnight Gunna @jmcgowan666]

“Hollywood no longer reflects reality.” 😡

Hollywood in 1963:

[Joe Crescenzi - AskJoe.TV @AskJoeTV]

@StutteringCraig Hollywood no longer reflects reality.

I knew they went too far when I saw modern Bible stories featuring ethnically mixed actors playing the roles of Romans, Jews, Gentiles (Greeks), etc..

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Samson a Jew?

[Dexy’s Midnight Gunna @jmcgowan666]

Why do all of these guys structure their posts like this? Can none of them string together two sentences without a double line break? I’ve been seeing this more and more and would really love to know where it started.

[Stuttering Craig (Official) @StutteringCraig]

I was watching Netflix’s new series Death by Lightning. It’s set in Chicago, 1880 - and this establishing scene pops up.

In the foreground:
•an Asian woman,
•two Black men,
•and a one-legged man - all walking together downtown.

It immediately stuck out to me, so I looked up the actual demographics for Chicago in 1880.

Here’s what the numbers say:
•Chicago’s population: about 503,000
•Black population: 6,500 (≈1.3%)
•Chinese population: 172 total (≈0.03%)
•Chinese women? About 3% of that - meaning roughly 5 total in the entire city.
•Disabled/one-legged men from the Civil War era? Plausible, maybe 0.1–0.2% of the population.

So if you ran the math on the odds of seeing all of that - an Asian woman, two Black men, and an amputee - in one random 50-person crowd downtown, it comes out to about 0.00016%, or roughly 1 in 640,000.

In other words, Netflix made a scene that’s about as statistically likely as spotting a UFO on your morning commute - but hey, at least the diversity box got checked.

[kevin @kevin__fm]

Behind the scenes of Alana Haim’s wig being blown off