JRM

don’t get offended

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

Plz enjoy this video of my cat giving me a heart attack

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@mrrasmulan Opening beer bottles with your shirt

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@WSoxPovertyFran @AndyHolloway I actually forgot about that injury. Good comment.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@secnumbersguy @mbpHuddle Marcel can’t beat you through the air when you take away the run.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@AggieFootball @mbpHuddle His job is quite literally to catch that

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@aggiembk @tengland_150 Yeah and Houston still beat us by 31💀 I don’t care who you are, that’s an ass whooping.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

I need André 3000 to start rapping again

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I signed the toughest law in America banning foreign adversaries from buying Texas land or property.

Now, the USDA is providing a helpful online portal for reporting foreign-owned American land.

Have at it.

https://t.co/x2TiGrEl0o

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@joe_hookem Bc we don’t give af about “historically.” It’s comical when y’all use that argument, it sounds like peaked in high school. Plus, I didn’t have to live in Austin and go to a liberal ass retard school that hands out dildos.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

WARNING: 🇺🇸 Congressman Tim Burchett says anyone found guilty of sexual crimes against children should be publicly hanged.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@PaleoTrader777 @Brobotoff @GoodAmericanMan @fleshsimulator For sure. You gotta make an example of these people. Go back to the Wild West, hang em in Times Square

[Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny]

What a difference a Presidency makes.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@Will_Tanner_1 Black tie as a whole is gay.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@otokyo Cornbread

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@DhananiZain Half PPR, Kenneth walker, Michael Carter, Harold Fannin. One needs to go in my RB, one in my flex. Which one are you leaving out?

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@tengland_150 That if you take away the run and make Marcel beat you with his arm, he can’t. Happened every game at the end of the season last year, South Carolina almost did it, Texas did it, and Miami did it. It always happens at end of season. Teams see his film and say “make him throw”

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@libsoftiktok Public execution. There’s no doubt it’s him. Hang him in the biggest town square you can. Gotta set a precedent with these people. Make people afraid to do shit like this. You don’t get to rot in prison; you just get executed.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@IWilliams95 That’s what is was in Texas growing up. Born in ‘96

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@mbpOn3 This does not suck. Klein has had some garbage play calls and game scripts. He has been bailed out by our athletes.

[JRM @jmclaughlin4]

@AggieFootball @BroylesAward Dude fuckin sucks