Jeffrey Owen

Max's dad. real estate blogger. on an endless summer journey for the best General Tso's chicken in the game.

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@clevelanddougie @kogorman51 I actually show my kids the invitations and laugh in their faces with glee

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@WOGFilm @SeannyMaK Wills right. Greatest form of entertainment the world has ever seen.

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been a weird two days for me on IG

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@eb_92984 This is embarrassing

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this game is sponsored by turbotaxlive... the word analyzer in me cant help but read that as “turbo laxative”

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watching Old School.... 2003 Ellen Pompeo 👌

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Justin Tucker is a top 10 NFL player.

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@TheDirtyWheeler You’re hired!

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watching a Toy Story with Max...I’ve totally suspended disbelief while watching the entire movie but for some reason when Woody throws the Christmas lights from Sid’s window to Andy’s I turned into “that guy” and told my son how unrealistic that was.

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I would trade a top 5 pick for Justin Tucker

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there’s people in the world who don’t believe in the death penalty.... those people don’t work with anyone who’s ever microwaved broccoli 🥦

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@4pointOH Congrats man!

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when you’re a parent you answer certain questions 4726 times a day....

today it’s “is Simba a nice lion?”

👍

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@SeannyMaK @kogorman51 @MrPapagiorgeo Turn up the heat Ricky!

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@Rachhh_2391 Take her to a local pizza place

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Champagne Supernova > Wonderwall

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cheese is overrated

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Here is a beautiful hill.

Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill.

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and we all wanted Chubb #ward

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@SeannyMaK #middlemanagers

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@HBO “Fuck the phones Lloyd. Unless Carmen Electra calls you for an emergency titty-fuck DONT ANSWER!”