Jenna Vargo

50% coffee, 50% bad puns // @vargo_devin 🖤

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

@hannahdavls

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

who gives a hoot?

- me, giver of many hoots

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

🙂

[𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑦 @starlitchapters]

greek gods and goddesses based on your astrological big three ✧ ˚ · .
╰┈➤ a thread

qrt with yours ♡

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

Why is sneezing so embarrassing

[a tiny baby angel just like jesus @dollartreevegan]

Come hang out!!

[a tiny baby angel just like jesus @dollartreevegan]

Come hang out

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

Something about being told “let me call you right back” that sends every drop of piss directly to my bladder

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Little miss stirs her pasta for at least 5 minutes because every noodle has to be perfectly coated in sauce

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

I will not trespass to take pictures of somebody’s cute lawn flowers I will not trespass to take pictures of somebody’s cute lawn flowers I will not trespass to take pictures of somebody’s cute lawn flowers I will not trespass to take pictures of somebody’s cute lawn flowers I wi

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

“One does not simply walk around a hopscotch board,” a grown woman (me) whispers to herself as she (flawlessly) hops that scotch

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I’m a floor gremlin. Absolutely love a good floor sit

Kitchen tile, living room rug, a patch of grass, a nice curb

“You good, Jenna?” Glutes are grounded & I’ve never been better

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It is officially that time of year where sweaters/cardigans begin accumulating in my car because it’s chilly enough to wear one in the morning but roasty toasty by the afternoon

Current car cardi count: 4

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Words that sound fake are my favorite

Wonky
Cattywampus
Lackadaisical

10/10 so so good

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@dollvandicky Can confirm, those are good

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Cream of wheat is just breakfast mashed potatoes

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Every morning I slip into a business casual outfit for work & fight the urge to slap on a hoodie or a graphic tee over it

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I recommend the crème brûléeeee

I recommend you go awaaay

[a tiny baby angel just like jesus @dollartreevegan]

What r u doin with ur life if ur not comin to these?????????????(!)?????

[Jenna Vargo @jmcvargs]

“Supermassive Black Hole” by Muse (better known as the Twilight baseball scene song) played on my way to work today so I’m ready to kick ass

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@arianablake

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Going through a phase where I crave a giant bowl of cereal every night around 9:30

Just a lil nightcap of CT crunch