J.M. Darhower

Writer. Mother. Fangirl. Book news coming soon!

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Hey y’all… find me over on that other place if you so desire 💙 same name on all the other sites, too. Hopefully will have book news soon ahhh!!!

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@james_xond Yes in biology, and then we dissected a rabbit in anatomy to study the muscles 🫣

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@crybbfannypack I’ve realized that lot of people don’t seem to know the difference between casualties and fatalities

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@jbroadbent @skywaker9 That’s not what that even says, they’re talking about children… 1 in 9 American CHILDREN can’t locate it and then they don’t even specify what’s “young” to them so ofc a two year old can’t find it

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@AnalyticaCamil1 I still sometimes call that shit Czechoslovakia

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@haziethompson I hope life has been unkind to her

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@pippercorn Noticing a recurring theme in these takes has been bi-erasure

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@Favwontmiss Wash 25mg down with a Red Bull and I am out like a light

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@notcee_fan My Girl and The Land Before Time

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@Kal_Amenity @HeyoTeo They did it with dairy during the prohibition era… completely altered the industry. Al Capone is believed to be the reason milk has an expiration date on it

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@elainesim28 I’ve added purse ibuprofen and work ibuprofen to my collection this past year

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@Favwontmiss The kids bubblegum color changing toothpaste by Crest legit made the mental barrier easier for me to get over every night

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@Fritschner Milli Vanilli has said they never agreed or were even asked

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@BebeRexha My first thought was that skirt is begging for a badass SWORD to be attached to it

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@MisyDP Idk imma eat it

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@MM2Dylan @FranklinH3000 @barklikea Ahsoka says his memory goes dark for a period of time, makes me wonder if he’s been alive 50 years but not exactly ‘alive’ (frozen in carbonite perhaps?)

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@ThisBabatunde @paulg @SabretoothSG You shouldn’t outsource things that involve human interaction to something not human. People want to feel like they’re connecting with and being heard by other people.

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@unrealizzztic @feinmhuinin Doesn’t even say take the kids to the pediatrician, just know their name 😭

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@LittleCoysLover @bpmichaux12 @SkyboxNascar @DK_Assist JFC dude the driver he bet on died AFTER he made the bet

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@capstellium I know managers that basically blacklist ppl who call/show up in person bc it’s such an inconvenience to us, they see it as a sign they’re needy and require too much personal attention to be independent as employees 😬

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@RobertFreundLaw Wait so the plaintiff was offered $950k, turned it down, was awarded about 1/3 of that in trial and now their lawyer is using AI hallucinations to argue why they deserve more? They must have so many regrets right now