Jim Davis

Jim Davis is the author of PORTRAIT of CONSPIRACY, TOUGH AS THEY COME, and A WOMAN TO DIE FOR. He lives with his wife in the Boston Mountains.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

Pop quiz, which president said I love the inflation? The same president who said I love the poorly educated. #VOTEBLUE2026

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

I paid $4.69 a gallon for gasoline today. It was $3.79 a gallon a week ago at the same station. What happened in one week to cause such a large increase?

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

What is the difference between an Iranian leader threatening genocide and an American president threatening genocide? How do you define a terrorist leader?

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

When he dies, the whole world will celebrate. Car horns will be heard in every city. People will literally dance in the streets, both in American cities and European cities. No need for a name. Everyone knows there is only one man’s death that would cause that kind of reaction.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

@DemocraticWins At this point, insanity appears to have taken control of his faculties.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

We would not be in any of this mess, if Kamala Harris had been elected president. #midterms2026

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Draft-dodger saying this about a Vietnam combat vet and career public servant. Despicable and disqualifying in any other decade.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Former FBI Director Robert Mueller has died at the age of 81. A Purple Heart recipient in Vietnam, he dedicated his life to standing up for democracy.

RETWEET to honor Mueller’s life of service ❤️

[Boxer @StealthBoxer]

@DemocraticWins

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

No truer words...

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

@GregCampNC I knew he was a conman way before 2015.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

@GregCampNC The first human male may have looked like Elvis, but that would be guessing. I’m also guessing Mary looked nothing close to that depiction.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

Airplanes and missiles made #Battleships obsolete. Surface vessels are too vulnerable to attack. Ukraine has proven that even small drones could sink Russian warships.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

@bethcarter007 I start with a basic outline, and then expand on it. I write the beginning, the ending, and the middle in that order. I learned that is the most efficient writing method for me.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

@bethcarter007 Beth, you need to have a carbon monoxide detector in your bedroom. They plug into one of your wall power receptacles. Every home with gas heat should have a carbon monoxide detector.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

The flag burning question was settled by the Supreme Court in 1989 in the Texas v. Johnson case. The fact the felon does not know that should be alarming. #VOTEBLUE2025

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

Instead of studying history so as not to repeat mistakes made in the past, it appears approximately half of voters must experience something first hand before learning the lesson. Polling shows that half appears to now be learning. #VOTEBLUE2025

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

@ArmyBrat682 A TV set.

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

Yes.

[October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson]

Would you consider voting for a gay man for President of the United States if you liked his platform?

[Jim Davis @jmdavisauthor]

In keeping with the new restrictions on #Freedomofspeech, orange is the most attractive skin color. Swollen ankles are a sign of excellent health. Acing a cognitive test, normally reserved for testing for dementia, confirms high intelligence.