Jaime ☼

∘∘∘midway'19∘∘∘[nursing]∘∘∘ instagram: jme_111

[relatable @byreIatable]

R.I.P to all the "we have to hangout this summer"s that never happened

[relatable @byreIatable]

May ur GPA respect you.
Don't let ur bank account neglect you.
Angels protect you.
FAFSA accept you.

[Sydney @bassett_sydney]

My current body type is like you can sorta tell I work out but you can also tell that I don’t say no when someone offers me a cookie

[Watasha @DylanPoor5]

I just woke up while i was awake... https://t.co/akpfPXIZUK

[maggs @HUGHES_Y0_daddy]

College summers are such a tease you go into it thinking your gonna make hella money, have a great social life, and go on cool road trips and adventures but in reality you have $22 after going to work 40 hours a week, go to bed at 8PM and maybe talk to 3 people the entire summer

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Let's do something fun this summer"

Me:

[relatable @byreIatable]

Being my age is weird cuz some of my friends are married, others have kids, and others ask me for a couple bucks to buy a bag of skittles

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I will always ride for my man!

[CRYPTOCURRENCY COACH 👩🏻‍💻 @Coach__Linda]

My fam got Louie (right) from a breeder years ago. Tell me why, Louie is at the park & stops dead in his tracks when seeing this dog (left). Turns out they are from the same breeder, have the same parents, meaning THEY ARE BROTHERS & RECOGNIZED EACH OTHER 😭 this shit made me cry

[Lumin @Lumintweets]

have sex with, argue with, sleep with, eat with, shower with, prosper with, become successful with. yes, with no hesitation. https://t.co/qbuGGKtXtu

[Lucy Sempey @LucySempey]

One day you’re 15 and posing outside Buckingham palace and 22 years later you’re marrying the Prince.

Unreal.

#RoyalWedding

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

I dropped out of college 4 years ago but today I bought a cap and gown for $38 and snuck into the line of a college I have never been enrolled in

Hope my mom is proud

[Nate Jent @nJent58]

When someone doesn’t understand my Spongebob reference from 2002

[𝑍𝑒𝑒 ᥫ᭡ @sighbrattt]

I will argue with a 5yr old idc don’t try to play me.