jana

just hot enough

[jana @jmet_]

Stop asking if I’m okay I haven’t been okay since 1999

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog has been spotted all over Boston with a gigantic stuffed carrot in his mouth. People started posting their encounters with the pup in April, and it has only gotten cuter over time. The dog could not be reached for comment prior to publication. 13/10

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Tryna make Ohio feel just like Central Park tonight

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Smell so bad today

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I smell like I look

[Columbus Dispatch @DispatchAlerts]

Breaking: Issue 1 fails. Big cities, suburban and many rural counties voted down issue https://t.co/PMlPu77Ups

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reminder to not be shitty to each other at my shows or I’ll internalize it and eventually write a scathing song about your behavior and next show you’re at you’ll be like “is this about me” and itll quite literally be about you

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

folk malone 🤝 post malone. pre-save now https://t.co/Xe7iAa5Jq6

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Took the week to be a human (stuck my arm outside, drank a glass of water) and it was nightmarish back to talking about shitting and fartin on here

[jana @jmet_]

Happy birthday America, can’t believe you’re 2023 years old

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

It’s not country it’s folk pop no it’s pop no it’s folk no it’s Midwest emo no i

[jana @jmet_]

Per Remy, I do apologize for not capitalizing the Lord of the Rings

[jana @jmet_]

Remy just told me and I quote that the lord of the rings rivals the Bible

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Investigators in New York have seized 27 ancient artifacts valued at more than $13 million from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, asserting that the objects, acquired to showcase the glories of ancient Rome, Greece and Egypt, had been looted. https://t.co/kIyVCcibic

[jana @jmet_]

@McDonalds bring back the crispy chicken snack wrap

[jana @jmet_]

Morse rd is the highway to hell

[jana @jmet_]

Y’all are prolife until it requires you to make sacrifices for others safety

[jana @jmet_]

The Boston airport is where hopes and dreams go to die