JM Fiorito

US Army Special Forces (Retired). #Whiskey9 (IYKYK) #DOL. Chicago native, DC survivor. Proud @AU_SIS & @CSTPV alumni; #bourbonislife

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@SGTWipper1Each Above the waists, Motrin - below the waist, foot powder.

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@Snakeeater36 Hi - I’m shrapnel from a 40mm grenade, fired by your senior weapons guy, that landed juuuusst a little short. I ruptured your spleen, perforated your diaphragm, and finally landed in your liver where you get to keep me forever and ever.

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@ClownWorld

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@ThrillaRilla369 Beer

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@beyondreasdoubt

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@6Voodoo

[GreenBeretFoundation @GreenBeretFound]

The Green Beret Foundation is proud to support the newest class of Special Forces graduates alongside Stroup Knives. We have been working together on a special project to honor these warriors as they join the ranks. Welcome to the #SpecialForces brotherhood. 🇺🇸

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@beyondreasdoubt The Capitals: C-A-P-S CAPS! CAPS! CAPS!

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@mikenelson586 @TheUnit_Gamal Gen Fenton was an ODA Commander in A/1/7th SFG (Team room across the hall from mine) in the early 90s. I didn’t know he also served in first?

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Above the waist: Motrin
Below the waist: Foot powder

[Stolen Valor @StolenValor1]

@Dave_Parke 800 MG of Motrin and a bottle of water.

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Can verify

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯💯

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Easy: both

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Sig Sauer or Glock?
Choose wisely

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This guy is doing the wrong job

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@Snakeeater36 😂

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@mxmclain There’s already one in DCA

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@AllBeretsMatter Reminds me of this classic

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@AllBeretsMatter Always proudly wearing mine!

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@braxton_mccoy Suunto

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@LouisaCherry19 @vidya_heble @AndrewM12997326 @JeanHatchet @richmondie US Army version: “if it doesn’t fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed to be fixed anyway.” 😂

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@academic_exit Send me a 22 page resume detailing every publication & post doc position.