Jake Girman

Finance, economics, and philosophy #AnCap #2A. Founder - @bawdybarber

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

@ApeMiIk tell me if @PlainPopcorn is up to something sneaky...

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

@TellYourSonThis Pretty sure modern psych acknowledges you can read emotions from eyes. Anyone denying is just pissed they're shit at it 🤷‍♂️
https://t.co/CqquINs2kp

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Imagine: Work your ass off your whole life
16 hr days 7 days a week
Miss many important life events because you're building an empire for your family
You succeed through all the bullshit, the struggles, the haters
Then the gov comes "lol nah bruh, we're taking 77%, fuck your fam"

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

@33ff00 Wut?

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

It's literally a video of you talking. A direct quote.

[Governor Ralph Northam @VAGovernor73]

I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Wealth is not 0 sum. They arent "hoarding" anything.
The wealthy will leave America in droves within the next ten years, because of this rising sentiment.
Everyone in America will suffer because of it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@miguelrios 3 guys standing on roof of skyscraper. 1st guy says updraft is so strong it blows you back on roof of you jump off. He jumps off & is blown back on roof. 2nd guy tries & goes splat. 3rd guy: that was a dirty trick Superman.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

This guy robbed me but then gave me 60% back and said I should be thankful.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Evil
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"The baby would be delivered, and then a discussion would be had."

"Men should not be telling women what to do with their bodies."

It's no longer "her body" once it's delivered. Idgaf how pro choice you are. Thats fucking evil.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

VA gov on abortion this morning:

“If a mother is in labor...the infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that’s what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians & mother"

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

What. The. Fuck.
We are a fallen society.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

"Emotions are the only things that are real in this world."
This is why the United States is going to fall apart. People like this.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Omg it's almost like Bernie just says whatever he thinks will get him elected at the time just like every other politician in the world.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Damn son

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

@EdLatimore Anticipatory anxiety.
Thats what 90% of procrastination is. You don't want to avoid doing the work, you just want to avoid starting the work. If you can convince yourself to commit to 5 minutes, you'll end up doing an hour.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

can someone tell americans alcohol isn’t a personality trait

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

@SCHM7DT Been in 1 street fight. Me and a buddy broke up a group of 5 jumping some dude. Fortunately we deescalated, but looking back it could have been really fucking bad.
Avoid that shit at all costs.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Life tip: Avoid people who use the expression "kafkaesque"

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

"Be yourself" is just the naturalistic fallacy applied to social situations. Your natural personality is not inherently good, it might suck.
Dial yourself in to the situation.

[Jake Girman @jmgirman]

Democracy was a terrible idea.