Living the Muppet Life

Energy Vampire

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

Fuck this app. Go to Blue Sky

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@CynicalTherapi1 @DelicateGenius8 I’m putting “We metaphorically ride at dawn” on a T-shirt.

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@TimBallard Were you excommunicated? You’re creepy at best, and a sexual predator at worst.

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@Utah_AM I would say we’re sitting on a precipice. Don’t be boastful. Too early. Utah fans know the physicality of this team. We have the unique opportunity of being paratrooped into a new conference. It’s the discovery phase.

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@Och4O Between SLC and Provo? You in danger, girl!

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@Och4O You are true fans and sincere. Thank you, Cowboys! Let this be the beginning of a beautiful rivalry where the heart of it all is humanity! You’re good peeps!

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

I believe in the U.S. dollar.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

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[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

She’s too busy attacking Temu Melania. #LooneyLoomer #LauraLoomer

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene picks silly and petty fights every day with someone else but is afraid to debate me on the issues affecting the people of Northwest Georgia.

Why?

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@acincyfantalkin @michaelharriot Can we get everyone in Ohio to mark their dogs and cats as safe? Praying for all of you! #Debate2024

[Earpnado (Liz) @earpnado]

I tuned out for a minute, Putin is getting a transgender surgery in jail while reading Run Spot Run and chowing down on cats is that right

#Debate2024

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

Next president of the USA talks like this? Rambling dementia is a no for me.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: When I say Doctor Hannibal Lecter, the press says, oh, why did he mention that? They say, he rambled and started talking about Hannibal Lecter. That's a representative of people that are coming into our country. Doctor Hannibal Lecter

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

Someone who does not understand how tariffs work. Example:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We’re going to be a tariff nation. It’s not going to be a cost to you, it’s going to be a cost to another country

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@mynameiscolb @Aleni_Afuvai Baylor. Your point still stands. Play it on the field, amirite?

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

Season ticket holder on the West side (mock as you will). It is UNDISPUTED that the NEZ is THE best section in RES. The MUSS should stay long enough to learn from the professionals. #NEZ #UTES #UtahFootball

[r/UtahFootball @rutahfootball]

The Muss didn't come back after halftime either.

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

No thanks, Roadkill Robby.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Get your #MAHA hats before they’re sold out 💚🇺🇸

https://t.co/uGm94xk6rX

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

They’re eating their own.

[Just Phil Lyman @phil_lyman]

Posted without comment.
@UtahGOP
#utpol

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

I’m not familiar with most of the banned books, but you’re banning a Judy Blume book? 🤡 How do I break this to you? This action has now increased interest for students to seek out the banned books. Back in my day, we were all reading VC Andrews’ books. Clutch your pearls!

[Gloria Vindas @GloriaVindas]

@criter_dee @sltrib Hey I made the SLT. (Far left) I spoke at the event. I count it an honor to rid our public Ed of p0Rn0gr@phic materials! No regrets. You’re welcome 😉🫶🏽

[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

Can someone teach @BasedMikeLee how to self-soothe? The embarrassment grows each day.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

At the height of the Roman Empire, nobody dared mess with a Roman citizen—anywhere in the world—because Rome looked after its own, bringing justice to any who had been wronged abroad

Brazil messed with a U.S. company in a big way—for really petty reasons

We can’t ignore this

[Utah Government Watch @UtahGovWatch]

🧵
The Utah Supreme Court ruling on initiatives is being wildly misrepresented by those pushing the constitutional amendment.

UGW lays out the facts in this thread:

#utpol
#AmendmentD

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[Living the Muppet Life @jmgrey3]

@phil_lyman @gopTODD I don’t have time for your shit.