J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦

Renaissance polymath author writing amazing fiction. Follow me to see interesting, unique, and thought-provoking content.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

SOLD OUT AT BARNES & NOBLE IN OKLAHOMA!

SOLD OUT AT FULL CIRCLE BOOKSTORE IN OKC!

I'm so proud that my #crime #noir novel, "They Left Me For Dead", is winning rave reviews on both sides of the Atlantic!

AWESOME!
https://t.co/dfGf4uErEK

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

Whatever you're doing today, take 5 minutes and 28 seconds to watch this most sublime and inspired rendition by one of our generation's greatest performers!

#WilliamShatner #OCanada @WilliamShatner

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@Arabbeau Whoever posted this is an a55hole to make us watch something with a fake description.
He’s now blocked, at least as far as I’m concerned.
I encourage everyone else to do the same. People like this must not be rewarded for wasting our time.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@harryjsisson @FloreyBarb I’m glad he wasn’t wasting his time with bullshit like trying to end wars, reduce inflation, or make gas & groceries affordable.

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@end3of6days9 This is BS.
Half the “fees” she mentions are deposits on future payments.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@thewriterme Only an asshole would force people to click on the post to see the end.

I’m blocking this dickhead now.

You should, too.

This guy will never farm engagement from me again. You shouldn’t give him yours, either.

Block him NOW.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@allenanalysis @TzniusTifa No sympathy for farmers who make agreements with The Devil.

Farmers willingly signed up with Bayer Monsanto to plant roundup ready crops, then poisoned their produce with Frankenstein pesticides.

FAFO baby!

They think they can fuck with our food and we have to take it? HA!

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@aakashgupta Too bad you can’t fly it anywhere.
Useless.
You even have to use a truck to carry it to an empty field to fly over.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

This is very good news.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING: Millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in central Africa. A classic case of fucking around and finding out! Go elephants! 🐘

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@HoodKaylee6728 I can’t believe how bad this is.
That’s what I can’t believe.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

48 years ago today:

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I was shocked to discover that some people have actually never seen this classic clip.
So I’m posting it now for all you poor fools. WARNING: there is a serious danger you will poop your pants from laughing while you weep as you realize how true it is.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@DerrickEvans4WV Imagine standing and videotaping someone cutting down a tree and not having the basic intelligence to hold the camera still when the tree falls down.
We need to start demanding IQ tests before people are allowed to film anything.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@lnzy60 @dogspawnn You can enlarge & change fonts & make a bunch of other adjustments (like white text on black background, for example) on iPhones.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@VivaLaMarie @dogspawnn Books take up virtually no space. Maybe one Mg for big books with illustrations. Most phones have AT LEAST 64 Gb of storage. That would be somewhere around 1,000 books for just 1 Gb out of your 64Gb.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@chicosueco @dogspawnn You know what’s really retarded?
Having to carry around a second device just because you want to read a book.
It doesn’t matter where I am, or how unexpected my wait may be, I always have all my books with me. And I don’t need to carry around two devices.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

@MrT_Share @thematrixb0t Does your best friend also counsel you to not back up your personal files to a flash drive or external hard disk? One that you don’t keep permanently connected to your computer?

I think I understand why your files “disappeared” — it’s a classic case of PEBCAK.

[J.M. Holmes 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jmholmes_author]

To the countless people saying that they’re unable to prevent this because Microsoft turns OneDrive on with an update:

(I’m sorry, but we have to do this in all caps, because apparently people are too clueless to understand this)

DON’T LINK YOUR COMPUTER TO A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT!

DON’T LOG INTO WINDOWS USING YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT!

CHANGE YOUR WINDOWS LOGIN TO A LOCAL ACCOUNT. THEN MICROSOFT CAN’T DO FUCK ALL.

NO MICROSOFT ACCOUNT MEANS NO ONEDRIVE ACCOUNT TO COPY YOUR DATA TO.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, PEOPLE: GET A FRIGGIN’ CLUE! IF YOU INSIST ON LINKING YOUR COMPUTER TO MICROSOFT’S SERVER EVERY TIME YOU BOOT INTO WINDOWS, THEN YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET!!!😡