Jeff Horak

Husband, Father of 2, Homeowner.

Software Development Manager, Amazon

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

bob iger just sent a company wide email telling all disney employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘mad for the mouse’ or take severance

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

Anyone have special Thanksgiving traditions? Here in the Orlando area it's all about turkey and family.

[Jeff Horak @jmhorak]

Best piece in the puzzle

[Jeff Horak @jmhorak]

@EAHelp How do I add the Sims4 Desert Luxe kit to a child Origin account?

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

[Alex Novet @AlexNovet]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are late
james webb space telescope: universe's haunted
nasa employee: what?
jwst: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* universe's haunted.

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

BREAKING NEWS: Today I used a piece of wood that I kept in my garage since 2006 in case I might need it.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

"Everything you loved, everything you have, will be taken from you, and there is nothing you can do about it. You will lose all of it. But with these goggles, you can enjoy a fake version of the world you remembered, probably while all alone. We're Meta."

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

https://t.co/bkDwsrosCS

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

this tumblr post deserves to be put in history textbooks

[Jeff Horak @jmhorak]

Wear a mask! https://t.co/2eX9BsNXgg

[Jake Trotter @Jake_Trotter]

The #Browns are the first team in NFL history, including the playoffs, to lose when scoring 40-plus points with 500 yards and zero turnovers, according to Elias @ESPNStatsInfo

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

facebook is down bc aunt debbie was about to finish her vaccine research and blow this whole thing wide open

[Jeff Horak @jmhorak]

@racharak https://t.co/I066YDGWkc

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.

[Jeff Horak @jmhorak]

@glammi Seapine basketball is the same as Olympic 3x3 hoops. You could have competed for a medal if it was an event back in 2008.