My 6 year-old son: Dad, how do you draw the Nike sign?
Me: Don’t draw the Nike symbol on your homework. You’ll get in trouble. I know from experience.
Him: It says to draw my shoe
*me taking off my Cortez and proudly placing it in front of him*
My 6 year old son and I are workshopping a joke. Here we go:
“So my chiropractor started doing stand-up comedy...he cracks me up!”
Thank you
#jokesfromasixyearold
Making this loan to the Kings was the right decision at the time to keep the team in town, and now the @SacramentoKings are paying it off. And they have a winning record!
https://t.co/B1GmJgDOPt
A great opportunity to make some Christmas dreams come true.
GNT Solutions adopted 24 individuals through @SaintJohnsPRC's Adopt-A-Family Program. We are proud to support their mission of empowering homeless mothers with life skills and employment training #HappyHolidays
The Power Inn Alliance/TMA is celebrating 25 years next year. Here is a behind the scenes look at the founders' interview taking place now. We are excited to debut the full film at our Annual event in March 2019 @sacstate with @Mayor_Steinberg, Dain Domich and Trong Nguyen.
Had a great time checking out the @TheBank629J with friends last night! What an incredible addition to @DowntownSac and a beautiful venue. Will definitely be coming back.
To preview our Forty Under Forty special section that comes out on Friday, our lead designer @sterphanerhers made a timelapse of her building a "40/40" out of Legos for the cover.