jmike de ATX

Not a hip-hop producer.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

@realDonaldTrump You are a sociopath.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

Damned fine running group. https://t.co/1OF94apjHH

[Riff Raff Running @riffraffatx]

Fine food and fine running companions. Come join us! https://t.co/K9cieluQXK

[Rogue Running @roguerunning]

Coach Phil Carmical launches a new summer program on June 6 for foodies who like to run. Join him for a series of... https://t.co/XXERrlHFQA

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

My typical date:
Me: What about the Nazis?
Her: Nazis? What Nazis?
Me: NAZI!
*sob uncontrollably on the drive home*

[Manning Publications @ManningBooks]

Secrets of the #JavaScript Ninja, 2E is in print now! https://t.co/iNAsyz1Oq3 @jomaras @jeresig @bear_bibeault

[Gordon Mohr ꧁👁️👁️꧂ @gojomo]

It's been 104 years since a major-party nominee finished 3rd for President: William Howard Taft, 1912.

That's too long. Let's #TaftTrump

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

Heroes don't wear capes, they hang out on Stack Overflow and tell you how to regex, possibly while wearing capes.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

When, while asking about running hydration options, I said “camel toe” instead of “CamelBak” and had to move out of Austin.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

Swiped right just because she worked iTunes support for Apple and I still can't figure that shit out.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

Austin defeats Prop 1, heads downtown to celebrate, waits an hour for cab that will never come, drives home drunk.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

“I clean the benches, and there’s things on the bench that should not be on the bench.”

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

I can tell this is going to be one of those days where I do everything wrong. Might as well get started.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

Things you do not want to hear: "Does BodyGlide come in flavors?"

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

Has anyone seen my keys? Asking for a friend.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

Those thoughs tho!

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

GU quandary: should I spit or swallow?

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

When you start your Saturday by discovering that the race you signed up for is being run on Saturday this year.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

No Trump meantweet about Bernie’s bird being small and pathetic and how his bird is going to be huge and great? LOSER!

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

TIL both Robert Plant and Blink-182 are still alive.

[jmike de ATX @jmike]

I’ve been waiting for this. https://t.co/TnK4nd6g9o

[Slate @Slate]

#VoteTrumpGetDumped campaign asks women to stage a sex strike against misogyny: https://t.co/tGO8SGVAHq