I say we go forward with a ‘national divorce.’
Divide the country between blue and red states.
Then…
We invade the blue states. 🤷🏻♂️
Overpower them with our ‘Assault Rifle 15’s’ while they retreat to their gun free gender neutral bathrooms.
Boom. We got our country back.💪😎
“YOU are going to talk to him about how inappropriate this was, it can’t just be me! And you better not fucking laugh when you do it!” Mom to dad after the vacation bible school finale went off the rails.