Jessica Henderson

Expertise in: travel, red meat, champagne, board games, and grammar.
Incompetence in: band names, bananas, Mario Cart, and the difference between left and right

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Hey friends! I've been off this app since you know who took over. But let's chat on the new one! It's not perfect over there, but it's less bad. https://t.co/Oqq4HHm4jh

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Hey friends! I'm logging out of Twitter indefinitely. Feel free to add me on instagram or mastadon (hendersonljessica).

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

The epitome of #adulthood is having a phone charger in every room.

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

10-year-old me would not believe how much time I spend now worrying about falling. Socks down hardwood stairs? Carrying too many items to hold the hand rail? Uneven sidewalk? Slightly too big heels? My recovery would take WEEKS!

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Listening to 2000s emo with @arhenderson takes me back to high school. What song in particular takes you back?

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

@Huntington_Bank: fraud on my cc a week ago, tried calling to resolve 5+ times waiting on hold for 20-30 min each time before you telling me you are busy and to try again later (no we'll call you back). Called a branch and they couldn't help. Can someone from fraud call me? 🙁

[Problem Child Publishing @problemchildpub]

Hi new friends! I've introduced myself on IG and TT but not here yet. Wanna play two truths and a lie? Comment the lie below.

1. 🇺🇲 I have met the vice president.

2. ⚡ I have been struck by lightning.

3. ☠️ I have been pronounced legally dead.

Answers on IG (link in bio).

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Forcing @arhenderson to watch Black Beauty because he's never seen it. You're welcome! #childhood #nostalgia

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Hey friends! In case you haven't seen on IG, FB or LI, I started a #publishing company, @problemchildpub. Feel free to follow along as I publish diverse and sustainable #books!

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Conversations with @arhenderson at 2 a.m.:
- Cook dinner
- Work out
- Go to bed on time
If we get one of the three, it's a good day. Two of three is impressive. Three of three is super human. That's never us.

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

@debatethiscast @TheRock I love when one of you gets fully broken. @Mc_dj_mc have you recovered?

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

@TSquare87 I know the two words you used before the correct answer but the only other option is funny and I'm pretending you chose that instead.

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Starting the year off right by reading @shondarhimes Year of Yes and watching this amazingly authentic speech: https://t.co/ifayFaxBDR

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Rereading this gem and wanted to share. https://t.co/CwzqHJ2YCz

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

@debatethiscast @arhenderson #Bugsnax is my vote from your list! But my favorite game of 2021 is #DontStarve Together!

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

Shout out to all the tall guys at a concert who know their place: in the back. Thank you dudes!

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

I can bake the perfect macaron, but I still burn popcorn. Let's take a moment to celebrate that we are complex human beings... #selfcare #baking #adulting

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

I want applicant tracking system notifications to be honest, authentic, or at least humorous: Our robot overlords didn't like the words in your resume, and we don't staff our HR teams appropriately to review our candidates as the humans they are so good luck elsewhere!

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

I don't think you can say "after much consideration" in an automated rejection email that comes 8 hours after an application. #hr #jobseeker

[Jessica Henderson @jmilleroc]

I applied at 10 p.m. and got the no at 6 a.m.