John Milakovic

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

http://t.co/D3HlhKzaOo

Hahaha

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

If you can't afford Porn, just watch tennis and close your eyes

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

We should bury everyone face down, that way if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way.. It's called thinking ahead guys

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

"People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them." - @tonyrobbins

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

If it all didn't happen the way it happened, then it wouldn't be the way it is.

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

Slow & melodic

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

Where's my home?
Where I belong
Or where I was born

[Nik Pešut @NikPesut]

Bad Ass!

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

My uncle's advice on women: it doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

I don't like funerals, but I like funeral food

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

I'm not single, I'm in a relationship with freedom

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

Only a fool trips on what is behind him

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

The girls that work at hooters are hot, but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

I can always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs..

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

Maybe Van Morrison actually sang "Brown Eyed Girl" because he preferred anal

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

Fuck memory, use your phone......

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

One often meets his destiny on the road taken to avoid it

[Vito @delucavito]

Fabio: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI !!!
Me: your going to wake up with a black eye if you don't shut the fuck up @_FabioDeluca

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

@AlenB7 she probably likes the smell

[John Milakovic @jmilli96]

@Syskaker @7homasrodgers thats a firstworld problem, actually