Joseph Misulonas

Former assistant Editor at @Playboy. Northwestern University journalism graduate. Chicago native.

[Jay Don Takes @Skulledwedge]

I know I typically hate on youtube golfers, but it is honestly impressive that one of them broke 80 at Augusta National today

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

EPA per play is much more favorable to the Bears compared to other statistical models - 17th in offense epa per play, 10th in defense

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

Such a weird statistical model. The Bears are ranked 26th in the NFL in this model, despite being 3-2, and are behind all three of the teams they've beaten this season (two of which were on the road)

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Super Bowl odds!

Lions 17%
Packers 10%
Chiefs 8%
Seahawks 8%
Bills 8%

https://t.co/bqbFjm2qjE

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

DVOA - Bears are 21st, Washington is 6th. Yet Bears just won on the road in Washington

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

This would've probably been my next 10 (and probably a better/more interesting list):

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

I'm sure I missed something, but after going through several lists of best movies of the 21st century, this would be my list

[adam (6’4) 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

what do you mean you have $11k in "doordash debt"

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

“So we take these DoorDash loans, combine them, and create a whole new instrument where investors can bet on whether borrowers will pay off their Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme within 12 months”

[Axial Wanderer @EricWollberg]

We are selling pad thai in installments to willing buyers at the current fair market price

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[Daniel Racz @Danielracz_]

Never a doubt

[Ol’ Coyotes R’ Us @CoveysBurner]

In this house we only follow egregiously, incompetently run loser organizations 😤

[BIGPLAY Dave @BIGPLAY_Dave]

Yankees fans in their 265 sqft studio apartments watching Freddie Freeman hit a walk off. #WorldSeries

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

Another example of why I'm skeptical of the idea that AI is going to replace us all: Nobody can find a way to get AI to generate an image of a wine glass filled all the way to the rim: https://t.co/TmThsNinzf

[Degeneric @PSRhostguy]

What if the gambler’s hotline is just a guy in a room giving out 100% winners and that’s the help they’re talking about

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

Prompt: Create a photorealistic image of a Stop Sign

Result: So realistic!

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

You know how in your dreams you can't read writing for some weird reason? AI images and videos have the same problem. Don't start hyping up the idea of AI creating Hollywood movies when they can't even generate a stop sign

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

Does anyone else not get the AI hype in terms of how good the technology is now? NYTimes posted an article about how good AI is getting with a quiz to identify real vs. AI images. I got a perfect score, it wasn't hard at all https://t.co/02Q1CHwb74

[Joseph Misulonas @jmisulonas]

Seriously, what are the odds the Bears trade Jaylon Johnson and get a pick that produces a player better than Johnson? PAY THE MAN, POLES!