Michael Kendrick

Twilight Zone fiend. Progressive. Classical music lover, especially Brahms and 20th Century composers. As the High Lama tells Robert Conway: Be Kind!

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@rmkinnunen We have treasured Sarah Vaughan's version of the George Gershwin songbook for 40 years now.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr You also may want to charge out-of-town visitors a $15 tariff surcharge.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@Super70sSports And who can forget the Groove Line?

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr Isn't that a 38 Special song? You know, FOL, but don't let go 🎶

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr Maybe you can get her to do some community service by weeding your church grounds.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr God has definitely given you discernment in the realm of finances. How else do we explain the success of your ministry?

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr Amen! Here is an example--this guy Victor Marx from Colorado is a communist masquerading as one of us patriots! Anyone with any sense can see the resemblance!

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr An obvious instance of spiritual warfare devised by your enemies and random Methodists. I would advise taking a diversionary flight on a smaller plane for the time being and let your staff stay on Prayer Force One to fight the good fight.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@MAGAts_Exposed I choose Krakatoa, 1883.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr If only you could put warning signs on Bethany. It would save people a lot of grief!

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr Make sure Bethany hasn't created a fake ID to steal your Never-Ending pasta pass.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@BuecheShel26810 Too bad we stopped all the wind turbine installations. We could blow all the smoke back to Canada! 🤣

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr I remember she always mocked you by telling people to memorize Romaine 10:9.

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr @god_wrestle I still live in dread of the Impossible Whoppers Burger King serves. I don't order them but cross contamination is such a threat. I hope our dear President issues an executive order to ban all fake meat. MAGA!

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr You should write a book on the power of silent prayer. I know that Congressman @RepJackKimble is a devoted follower of you and this practice. Why just yesterday, talking about his visit with Mitch McConnell, he concluded with this: "We followed that up with silent prayer."

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr It's compassionate deeds like this that make my heart swell with pride for your church. Wait, is that the kind of pride that goeth before destruction?

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr But how will End Times prophecy be fulfilled if Trump does that?

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr Sounds like those folks could use a dose of Robert Schuller's Possibility Thinking!

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@magachrchpastr You didn't mention the Supreme Court. They rendered four ultra woke rulings today!

[Michael Kendrick @jmk302s]

@RepJackKimble @WhiteHouse @PressSec None. These supervillains make Andy Dufresne look like a piker.