jk_the_fourth

Warehouse supervisor at Atlas Tube. Husband, brother, friend. I love good beer, sports, and my mini schnauzer Winston. #KCCO

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Rays and Dodgers combined regular season win pct of .692 is the highest in a World Series ever.

The previous mark belonged to the 1906 Cubs & White Sox (.690). The win pct was largely carried by the Cubs, who went 116-36 in the regular season, but lost the series.

[Jason Goff @Jason1Goff]

This aint it, Chicago.

[jk_the_fourth @jmkimes4]

@SmartHomeSolver I have a ceiling fan with dimmable lights. How can I make this system smart and compatible with Alexa? I want to control light level and fan speed.

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Oban for the win.#flythew #neat @ Bar 228 https://t.co/uaEBaeIL3o

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Dos Torros over Chipotle forever. Fight me

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Devastating news. Notre Dame cathedral is a world treasure. I am blessed to have seen it again just a month ago. #paris #notredame @ Cathédrale Notre-Dame de… https://t.co/04vv8DEyIS

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GoT returns tonight and we have snow in Chicago. Coincidence? #WinterIsHere #GameofThrones

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If @kanyewest was in Bird Box, he'd be able to open his eyes. #Netflix #BirdBox #ThroughTheBlindfold

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The number 1 reason why my wife and I are still together? She's the only one of us who can reach the bottom of the @Pringles can. #truelove

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My adult life has culminated in an endless cycle of buying chips to finish a jar of salsa, then buying salsa to finish a bag of chips.

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They day after the 4th got me like...
#beardown #goals #livingmybestlife @ North Water Apartments https://t.co/2RdfWV7Q3f

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When you drive your… https://t.co/godUDRwhNn

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Dream big and you… https://t.co/MrLhdSKLy9

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Morning walk for the win. #winston… https://t.co/F9Dxru67Ts

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Yeah sex is great. But have you every watched your puppy experience hiccups for the first time?

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Maxing on some tacos. @ElHefeDeTacos knows what's good.

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Paris steady flexin' on everybody. 🥐 🇫🇷 @ Hotel La Comtesse Paris… https://t.co/2e1RA9jrnl

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Is there a better movie than Midnight in Paris? Answer is no.

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What about a show where tv chefs do all the dishes they dirtied? @GDeLaurentiis vs. @bflay who can finish the pots and pans first.

[rob elliott @rockymomax]

PHARAOH: we shall build religious monuments. they will baffle future science.

SUBJECT: should we leave them a note to explain how we did it?

PHARAOH: yes, take this down

SUBJECT: ok

PHARAOH: cat, dog, snake, bird, cat, man with the head of a cat, dog, cat, bird