Mr King.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

Long time fan of #the20 on VH1. About ready to cancel that season pass. Need a host that knows music not trying so hard to be funny.@coffeys

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@VH1 #the20 how about you focus on the music and the video rather then spending so much time showing the unfunny host?

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

I have the hiccups. I can't remember what life was like without hiccups. I think I am going to die. Ah sweet death and relief from hiccups.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@FNH_USA_LLC check out my custom kydex holter for my #FNS40 from #locusttatical

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@FNH_USA_LLC I love my #FNS40 thank you for making a quality pistol for a southpaw like me.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

Back from a nap. Trying twitter again. Let's roll.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Whenever I order @dominos I can never decide what I hate more 1) myself for eating mediocre pizza 2) the horrible service. #store3694

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

My kids think I am the man of steel, but I am just the man of mayonnaise. #superman.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

Remember that show Glee? Yeah it was pretty sweet. Remember Night Court? Even sweeter. #bull #bestonscreenbailieff

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

I think they should remake She's all that. But this time around the boy is the nerd and the girl is gay.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@durdenshat. Baby name. Backdoor honeyshaft West.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

I hate that I hate that I can spell Bieber.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

I hate that I hate Justin Bieber.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

I would rather watch these pro fisher men just fish why all the stupid stunts? #tophooker

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

Wait did they really just drink all that nasty goldfish water. They are all going to die. #tophooker

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

This #tophooker show is not what I was looking for..

[Brady @lurpino]

The Spice Girls appear to me in a dream. "It's OK, Brady. You can finally let us go." NOOOO I Cry to the heavens.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@lurpino love to live tweet. Crap!

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@lurpino The #bachelorette is starting up and I live to love tweet during.

[Mr King. @jmkingut]

@lurpino. Am I ? If no one follows me am I really here?