JM Kitavi

good kid, n.A.I.R.O.B.i city Dandiest Developer • Hacker Sapeur •

Program Manager @FitnessLLC_

[JM Kitavi @jmkitavi]

@kaka_ruto @Vivek4real_ There’s definitely a lot of use case for it in the booming real estate market locally.

Is it still running?

[JM Kitavi @jmkitavi]

@jamonholmgren Curious to hear your thoughts on the future of React Native in the agentic coding phase.

One of the biggest selling points was no need for multiple native teams but now one team can do both with AI

[I am Chege @_James041]

This reminded me of Danstan Omari in the matter of the Republic Vs Mokaya.

" My Lord, can the I.O inform the court which William Ruto is in the casket or which William Ruto is the complainant?"

I.O: My lord the post says President William Ruto. There's only one President William Ruto my lord.

Omari: A President is a wording used to refer to the head of an institution. My boss at LSK is also a President.

I.O: But your honor in this situation we are talking about President William Ruto.

Omari: Even the Managing Director of Kenya Ports Authority is called William Ruto. He is the President of Kenya Ports Authority. Are you aware about that?

I.O: I am not aware your honour.

Omari: So who is the complainant?

I.O: The complainant is the ODPP

Omari: The ODPP cannot be the prosecutor and the complainant at the same time.

Bwana the I.O was sweating and regretting his life.

I should write a play on interesting court arguments I have witnessed since 2024.

Today's session was my 311th since I started court solidarities.

[hiatus. @hiatuskariuki]

Brian Weloba wherever you are, come and pick your flowers.
You’ve created something fantastic.
https://t.co/9JgskfqtZf

[JM Kitavi @jmkitavi]

@WilliamsRuto Naona intern alisahau ku switch from main account to burner accounts.

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

By which document did @MigunaMiguna renounce his citizenship? Please provide a copy. Did Justice Chacha Mwita order that he should be cleared using his ID? Who seized and destroyed Miguna's Kenyan passport? Which provision of the law allowed you to bomb your way to his house, seize him, torture him and throw him into a plane, essentially reporting him from his own country?

Do you think you should double down and continue defending your illegal actions or do you think it would be wiser to own up, take accountability, apoligize and undertake to not repeat the same illegalities in future? Ball is in your court @RealMatiangi

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

Conservatory orders za section 27 ya Computer Misuse zishaingia. Sasa ni kuongea tu fwaaa when it comes to the government’s atrocities bila kuogopa 20 million

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

"I concede defeat in the Mukurwe-ini parliamentary race. The intellectual margin between the electorate and myself was too wide to enable the meeting of minds," - Levi Munyiri

[JM Kitavi @jmkitavi]

@AnganaKeith I’m going to take my time and read this souvenir copies very keenly

[Mūrūthi @Ngartia]

They shared an invaluable playlist that contains 5-minute historical summaries of each year since 1963.

https://t.co/NtHnav3e4q

#KenyanHistory
#MakersOfANation

[faulty *ptrrr @0x_shaq]

The NSA guy who worked 24/7 to find this bug reading the p2o announcements:

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

Paranoid that Jakom would pull the famous 2002 KANU walkout on him after the “Who told you” speech in which the ODM leader insisted that ODM will have a Presidential Candidate in 2027, he decided to send Jakom to a village hospital in India, after talking about not gambling with the life of the ODM Leader.

And ODM leaders were so preoccupied with being in government that they never cared to question the decision.

There is 99% chance that Jakom would still be alive if he was taken for treatment in a reputable and conventional hospital.

Political assassination done so perfectly you would think the death was natural.

[Mūrūthi @Ngartia]

You know what, I wanna test it with smaller gigs first. Poetry, music, games, exhibitions...

Entry ni donation to @WakenyaForKenya
ama registered votes.

Mko game?

[JM Kitavi @jmkitavi]

@Ngartia @WakenyaForKenya Game game

[Mak Mansa @mansaplus]

And Jaramogi head hunted Kibaki from Makerere where the later wanted to stay as a lecturer since that would afford him a car loan. As part of convincing him to ditch Makerere and return to Kenya, Jaramogi bought Kibaki a car.
I have always felt that Kibaki should have paid back this favor by honoring the MOU he had with Raila. He should have served one term, supported & campaigned for Raila in the 2007 election. Kenya wouldn’t even know that trashy Uhuru & Ruto duo! If wishes were horses, we Kenyans would ride on them! #NotYetUhuru #RutoMustGo

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @CarolineThee]

We reject any law that strengthens state control over land while historical injustices remain unresolved. Our land is our heritage not a government bargaining chip.
#RejectLandCommissionLaw
#RejectLandCommissionLaw
#RejectLandCommissionLaw
#RejectLandCommissionLaw

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @CarolineThee]

#RejectLandAmendmentLaw
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[Saitabao ole Kanchory @Saitabao]

From mkate nusu to mkate sumu. Breadchieth MUST FALL!

RIP Baba @RailaOdinga

[Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour @GRVlagos]

There is a global contagion of youth consciousness and reawakening. From Kathmandu, to Antananarivo, and now Yaoundé - young people, frustrated by years of stagnation and deprivation, are rejecting corrupt and incompetent political elites.

As Thomas Jefferson stressed: Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness], it is the right of the people to alter it, and to institute new government…”