JoJoJo

Just stuff, I guess.

[∼Marietta @MariettaDaviz]

The historic Biltmore Village in Asheville, North Carolina, is under several feet of water following Hurricane Helene. “We didn’t know it was going to be this catastrophic,” 🙏😔
#NorthCarolina #BiltmoreVillage #HurricaneHelene #Flooding

[Bug Bounty Village @BugBountyDEFCON]

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[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@Mark_Baden Thank you for so eloquently saying what the majority of us are thinking.

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@MKEOwls We just need to stay up in the league and not bounce back down. I don't want to worry yet, but getting close.

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@JackRhysider When you run 2 miles more than your training plan called for because an episode was soooo good, this is Darknet Diaries. 🤣 (You'd think I'd learn by now.)

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@JackRhysider Dang! I was so flustered when I met you that I forgot to give you something cool. Looks like I have a mission for next year. (BTW, thanks for the bracelet!)

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

The best part of @defcon? This.

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos]

Disclosure just happened. We are not alone. We have never been, alone.

United States Air Force officer David Grusch just stated under oath in a public hearing in front of distinguished Members of Congress that the U.S. is in possession of multiple (not one) non-human intelligence cadavers and multiple (not one) non-human technological flying craft.

Today's hearing was unprecedented and historic. Planet Earth learned today that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe.

Today the planet has learned officially that the U.S. has known about these "non-human intelligences" since the 1930s.

Sworn testimony included a flying "black cube inside a clear sphere." A "hovering red square, the size of a football field". Objects going from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. From 12,000 feet to 80,000 feet (which is SPACE) in the snap of a finger. All of this is documented and recorded. According to all three sworn witnesses today, there is not a single nation on Earth that could potentially own this type of technology because, according to today's testimony, our planet hasn't yet achieved the structural material to manufacture an object that can withstand an instantaneous acceleration from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. Today's materials would disintegrate.

Today's testimony of course reminds me of the ancient Vimana and Stupa and Ratha stories of the ancient Vedic texts of India which report of countless of these flying chariots having the capability of being in multiple places at once and disappearing in an instant.
Today's testimony also mentioned that no human pilot could survive such instant acceleration from zero to Mach 2. Maybe some Vimana-type antigravity technology could potentially solve this problem?

Unless we've all just been duped and deceived by a bunch of crazy people, Disclosure just happened in today's congressional hearing.

Today, Planet Earth learned that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe.

This is so ridiculously exciting.

AND! Such a pleasure to meet you!

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@the_ironsheik I can't think of a more fitting last Tweet. RIP my man.

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

AEW in MKE! Let's go BAY BAY!

@the_chugs @RealBrittBaker @AEW

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

I did it while ugly crying, but I was glad I got to tell @greglovesmovies how much the popcorn and drive-in movies meant to my husband and I during the pandemic. It gave us light in a dark time.

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

#GodzillaDay #GodzillaDay2022

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

Greetings from two very excited American fans! #SHWCHA #WAWAW

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@the_chugs *happy shoulder dance*

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@the_chugs Please, get lots of rest! We will be here for you when you are ready. We'll just randomly fall off cliffs and do the shoulder dance to keep ourselves busy while you recover. Miss you! ❤️

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@RealBrittBaker So sorry you have to deal with this. We love you, Adam and anyone who steps into that ring because a lot of us do understand your devotion. We just hope we can be louder than those horrible people who think otherwise.

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@Eurovision 🇦🇿

[CYPHERCON @CypherCon]

Duck and Cover 2.0: How Preparing for the End of the World Can Prepare You for Anything by Jo Jones https://t.co/zKvNmiT1CH

[Adam Cole @AdamColePro]

This is more important than wrestling. This is for anyone who needs to hear it.

Don’t let “social media” dictate your happiness. It’s not real. What’s real is the relationship we form with people.

Always better yourself, but don’t let internet land dictate your happiness.

[JoJoJo @jmlauritch]

@RiffTrax what did Necco Wafers do to you? ;)