Janet Newman

I come here to laugh at grownup jokes.

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

Hey #readerscommunity 📚Can anyone recommend good books in the #steampunk theme? 🎩🧳 Much appreciated

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@EmaLaineAuthor Training to become a home inspector

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@EmAsInMoney Had to have a conversation with my nine year old at the Memorial Day family gathering about how he can’t repeat jokes he’s heard comedians tell... especially if he doesn’t know why they’re funny 😄

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

By the end of the decade, I want to be able to shop from my fridge, and only buy what I need for a recipe. #highexpectations #TheSimsTaughtMe

[Sarah Sutton @SarahMaeSutton]

I had my Coca-Cola out at work today and someone goes “how do you drink that sh*t? Don’t you know what it’s doing to your body?”

Everyone has their own choices to make. Let’s not shame each other for them.

[Avery @Brn_Avery7]

THE MAGICIANS x VICIOUS

Learning to manipulate the fundamental forces of nature takes years of study at a magical university. But blowing monsters up with your boyfriend’s rowdy friends is easy- until he decides you’re the next target.

#PitMad #UF #NA

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

She'd heard it wasn't the destination that mattered, but the journey.

She didn't agree.

What mattered was who you chose to ride shotgun.

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@deapoirierbooks Blowin’ Smoke

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

What’s makes a bookstore special? And what would make it MORE special??

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@simone__kern Never feel guilty! You cannot be your best self for your child unless you take time to refill your energy. I think there’s a metaphor for that... something about filling a cup with an empty cup... 😐🤷🏼‍♀️ I cant think of it.

[Zack Riley 🇦🇺 @ColdHeart_Prj]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
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He drank his coffee before it was cool.

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@FrightBox Lol! accurate description!

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

I didn’t give a flying shit about Valentine’s Day while in a relationship. As single, I’m spoiling myself. Wine, Roses, chocolate, and jewelry. Why the fuck not.

So what if I got it all at the gas station? Don’t judge me.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[Mel Robbins @melrobbins]

Don’t diminish your dreams or make them smaller. Say them loud and proud and speak them into reality.

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@onewildpreclife It definitely went better than I expected! Thank you 😊

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

I have so much to do today that I started with going back to bed. Hiding from the sun in my covers, wasting time on Twitter. Is there a hashtag for that?

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@bardowlwriting I currently live in one. It’s great for the first couple years... but then you start to realize social skills are like a muscle, without exercise they become atrophied.

[Janet Newman @jmnewman88]

@DruHealy Aw! I wish I could make you feel better 😐