My Kid's Dad

fiancé. father. dog father. Transplant Oregonian. Writer. Boston sports. Heavy music. He/Him.

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@WillOsupurei What match/event is this from?

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@comicskirby @ViewtifulJC You’re not smarter than anyone because you don’t like Tom King. Deniz is great. Tom is great. You suck. Easy money, baby.

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@TheDeep3Podcast @Dsmoot3D The only Knicks fan I’m happy for. Congrats bro!

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@CleatsThe4th Don’t read it then, dork. It’s totally fine to skip it.

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@SamKiethArt @TripleAAAkers7 Appreciate you! Thanks!

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@J_Onaka This line of fandom hating generational talented writers is so boring. Go back to sleep.

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[𝖹𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗒𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 @hicksinferno]

Legitimately the coolest shit ever

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@Timcast You’re gargling the presidents balls too loudly. Cant hear him over the GAWKGAWK3000.

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

@AkoolInc Fuck you

[Meng's Mullet @MengsMullet]

When did you stop playing with toys? These guy all played into their teens, I thought I was the only one, I stopped when I was like 14. When I was 16-19 I had these friends that still had figures. I'd go to theirs and get stoned, drunk or both and play with their figs. It ruled.

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

Anybody can walk through the woods like a dumbass

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

For Trans day of Visibility I just want to remind “Trans women” that they cannot do this. And they never will.

Because they’re not women.

[Stone Cold Steve Ostentatious  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

This is a Samoa Joe & tater tots appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Samoa Joe & tater tots.

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

Based

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Michael B. Jordan says ‘PRINCESS MONONOKE’ is his favorite movie of all time.

(Source: thepeoplegallery_/IG)

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

9 years ago today Chris Jericho found himself of the list of KO 💔

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

this shot is the first thing that pops up in my head when someone mentions neo-noir

[Madi✧˖°. @ThousandAbove]

i get what everyone is saying about turnstile winning a “metal”award but theres no category for “sick as hell” or they’d have won that instead :/

[My Kid's Dad @jmomstead]

Still the greatest tweet of all time

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.