jessica

i don’t know what i’m doing and i tweet about sports a lot. it’s cool to be nice to people. ok roll tide

[jessica @jmonnn]

Trying to remember what my life was like before Alabama football. I imagine it was nice. A simpler time, when I didn’t experience constant anxiety the week before a big game. Seems like a distant memory now

[jessica @jmonnn]

just felt like the team had never communicated with each other before???

[jessica @jmonnn]

@JBTConcerts @JamesTaylor_com This number doesn’t work 😞 keep getting message failure

[jessica @jmonnn]

I’m dead

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who do you think you’re tagging??

[jessica @jmonnn]

Why is @amazon not prime anymore??? I’m constantly being told that my delivery is delayed and will arrive like 3 days later than it was supposed to. What am I even paying for

[jessica @jmonnn]

“I can’t believe the Knicks accepted the White House visit”
Their owner is bffs with the orange man you fools I don’t think they had a choice

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[jessica @jmonnn]

The fact that even the announcers are pointing out how much the refs are “missing” calls on the Spurs

[jessica @jmonnn]

How am I supposed to get work done when all I can do is read all the Knicks tweets

[GianCULO Stanton Fan Club @bruja_aj]

That French bitch not leaving NY with his knees

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Alabama is the first D1 school ever to make the CFP, WBB Tournament, MBB Tournament, WCWS, and CWS in the same academic year.

[jessica @jmonnn]

Whatever dude add it to the list

[Fast News Network @fastnewsnet]

#BREAKING America's most dangerous volcano is bound to blow, scientists warn - and it could devastate surrounding towns in minutes. - NYP

[jessica @jmonnn]

Can someone send me some money I am poor

[jessica @jmonnn]

Just so evil.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has authorized the use of cyanide bombs to kill off animals on public lands.

[TJ Pittinger @TJ_Pittinger]

Gas prices are so high that we haven’t seen a UGA traffic arrest in months!

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

don’t defund the National Park Service then

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

[jessica @jmonnn]

ALSO feel like all those brands gotta pull their ads with the Boozer brothers now. How tf do you not just hold on to the ball instead of losing it for your team with 10 seconds left

[jessica @jmonnn]

Dead bc this is so far from ever being a reality on Long Island

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

🇩🇪Absolute masterclass in road discipline on the German Autobahn!
When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, a crystal-clear emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances, fire trucks, and rescue vehicles can fly through at full speed. It’s the law in Germany and Austria, and it literally saves lives. This is how you do it!

[jessica @jmonnn]

At least Bama made it a game against Michigan damn Tennessee