Jessica Morison

music lover. mom. mba. booze hound.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

The Oregon Trail really forced you to make some heavy ass decisions for an 8 year old.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Cost to manufacture 1 vial of insulin: Around $6
Cost of 1 vial of insulin for consumers:
🇫🇷: $9
🇩🇪: $11
🇯🇵: $14
🇦🇺: $7
🇬🇧: $7
🇨🇦: $12
🇺🇸: $98

The American people should not be forced to pay the highest prices on the planet for prescription drugs.

[Jessica Morison @jmorjess]

@itmightsaveyou @migold @nytimes You know millennials are like 30 right?

[Jessica Morison @jmorjess]

2 days post @ShipRocked. At @Sevendust. And chumbawumba comes on and all you can think about is @wilsonparties 😭😭😭😍😍😍

[Jessica Morison @jmorjess]

@LennyTIS Fucking yes

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @realDonaldTrump: What is wrong with you? Disaster victims deserve help & sympathy.

Oh, and guess who owns much of the forest land in CA? Your federal agencies. CA only owns 2%. Guess who cut funding to forest management in the budget? YOU DID.

#SaturdayMorning Thoughts

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Bert and Ernie being gay is the good news we needed after Stormy Daniels described Donald Trump’s penis.

[ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜƆ @hardwick]

Anyone else feel like it's pointless to post on Instagram anymore since the algorithm is going to keep most of the people who are following you from seeing it anyway? And even if they do it might be a week later. What are they even doing over there? WHY DO THEY HATE US

[Jessica Morison @jmorjess]

@LennyTIS @TheMayanFactor1 Who the hell was dumb enough to put you on speaker?

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

BRING IN THE 2018 I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT

[Rogelio Garcia, Lawyer @LawyerRogelio]

Trump officially announcing his nuclear button is bigger than Kim"s.

[AltEPA @ActualEPAFacts]

Sarah fucking Sanders "People are entitled to their opinions but they aren't entitled to their own facts."

No shit. That's what WE HAVE BEEN SAYING.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

LIVE YOUR DREAMS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH #MondayMotivation

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Suck it, Bannon

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

I ONLY NEED 14 CHARACTERS TO SAY GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[Jessica Morison @jmorjess]

@shemarmoore might be the most beautiful man to have ever graced this earth. #justsaying 😍😍

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

SOMETIME BETWEEN NOW AND MONDAY GO FUCK YOURSELF