Jack Morley

Law bits and bobs. Views my own.

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

My Honest CV

Interests
Going to bed. Eating cheese (even though I’m lactose intolerant). Coffee. Sitting. Purchasing useless home wear. House plants. Gin. Overhearing arguments on the bus. Dinosaurs. Memes. TikTok. Shows about murder and/or crime (+anything Theroux).

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

Well this got me thinking. Simon Cowell gaslit me as a child. As I was convinced the over 25s on the X Factor were ancient. Practically at deaths door not 27 (how old Matt Cardle was when he won). I’D BE AN OVER 25 NOW 😩

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

Watching the football last night - some thoughts . They talk about how old a player is and how it’s maybe his last World Cup and then you find out he’s bloody 31! “The journeyman from Villa, plagued by knee problems his entire lengthy career.” Then say they’re 30. 1/2

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Charli @charli_xcx]

happy 2nd birthday to Brat! fuck the haters, your influence is undeniable xx

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

@DojaCat Babe offer stands. It overlooks Sagrada Família - you’d defo get a few thousand under 👀

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

@DojaCat Babe - do it off our balcony, plenty of space. People would love

[Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira]

My top five favourite pints:

1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺

2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺

3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺

4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺

5. Train pint or can 🍺

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

@charli_xcx I vote you for Sesh-retary of State, fancy it?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Angela Rayner calls for the Government to create a Minister for Nightlife

"We need to do better. We need to recognise the value of this industry economically, culturally and socially"

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Hi, @10DowningStreet, is there going to be a COBRA meeting today to discuss how we, as a nation, handle the Beckham situation?

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

The way this tickled both my political and gay brain

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Tories and Reform starting to look like that brief period where there were two competing line ups of the Sugarbabes operating at the same time.

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

@TomlinsonCJ @trussliz Iconic

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

I’d rather bathe in a bath of razor blades than have to sit through any of “The Liz Truss Show”.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

They tried to silence her. They failed.

The Liz Truss Show — December 5th.

It’s time to fight for the West.

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

@ch4rlzt0n Friday - Feel it 🤷‍♂️

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

What do you mean 31 (eek nearly 32) is too old for my mother to buy me an advent calendar!?

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

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[Charli @charli_xcx]

wrote and produced songs for this film alongside some amazing people <3 excited for you to see.

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

👨‍🍳💋

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Wuthering Heights, the album i created for Emerald Fennell’s film adaptation of Emily Brontë’s classic novel, is available to pre order now. 12 original songs. Yours, 13th February 2026. <3

https://t.co/2qbHXIrlxz

[James @_jwynny]

Preference order

Carrick
Rodgers
Edwards
Muscat
Solskjaer
McCarthy
Pulis
My Nan
My cat
Folding the club and starting again
O’Neil

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

Only I would rush back from racing a hyrox to go to my besties birthday to find out it’s next weekend…

[Jack Morley @jmorley55]

@LATAMAirlines @Iberia why do you sell a connecting flight that it is impossible to get the bags on to? Just be upfront and tell us they won’t arrive don’t pretend they will then tell me when I arrived in London after 15 hours + of travel!