Jordana Silverman

🌊🗽🐝 🇺🇸 patriots dissent from unjust leadership - ask your local history text book for more information 🥁💎🐊

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

Hey @VW on 5/20/21 I gave birth to my daughter in the front seat of my Tiguan … a thread /1

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

I'm going to Steamy Lit Con. Check it out! https://t.co/IWlbiZZCJy

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Hi @PATHTrain just got off in Harrison, car 5219, and I’m so sorry I got sick on the train. Covered it in napkins but please send cleaning people? #njt #pathtrain 🤢

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@AlexJTurn @supatyp @caitlinmoran As a survivor of family abuse, yes. This. There is someone who I will go to lengths to protect their embarrassment- but that doesn’t mean that my story isn’t shared privately. And I’m not related to the Queen.

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@Starbucks what happened to the reusable venti cold cup REPLACEMENT STRAW PACKS?! I can’t find them anywhere & the ones I’ve tried to get from Amazon didn’t work. #help #strawssuck

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@zamboni_jumponi @USRepJimJordan @LouisatheLast Also thought about power dynamics & ptsd … but what could they want? Other than you to be a repeat customer? It’s an outsized reaction bc trauma triggers are not logical, they’re sensory fcking

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oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

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@JewishWonk A sukkah. Wildly expensive yet broke after one year.

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@Anzovina (The erasing upsets me too!) 😒 but then let me tell you not to… speak? Okay, cool story sir. 🙄

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Can we please do something more than thoughts and prayers already? @NRA @GOP you guys really love guns more than women, I mean what if she’s got an eptopic fetus in there you want to reimplant?!

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

@Zak_Klinedinst @JayShef @jemelehill The only way that’s correct is if it was… white babies, white race, white supremacy… so… white life is pretty spot on no matter what the word was supposed to be. ABC-seat-wasn’t earned has literally called it white baby “supply” so they aren’t hiding the racism

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

@karenadawn / @ToneItUp I got my hubs into @thebigsilence_ & when our son was watching #bluey today this happened and he said “tweet this to Karena and Bobby!!” cc @lylesilverman

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@h00pla434 @DivineCede @weirwoodtreehug @SophiaTesfaye

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

@joynorma @GilmoreGuysShow @KevinTPorter I’m a former guest 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m hurt by how Kevin is speaking about my people after being an amazing person to me personally. If you listen to GG, Bunhead Bros, etc my name pops up a bunch. Sorry not sorry for saying how I feel to someone I’ve spoken to many times since 2015. I’m hurt

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@GilmoreGuysShow /2 / why even make a podcast that’s focused on so much negativity? What did Covid do to @KevinTPorter who was so very kind and sunny when we spoke 4 years ago?

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

@GilmoreGuysShow Did you read my email? 😤 do you have anything to say regarding how you white wash the Jewish experience in the 60s? Any insights on how she’s modeled after Joan Rivers? Or how Sophie is Joan’s 2 rivals in 1? Or do you hate us more than ASP?

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@annagranta Honest answer? I went to get medicine to help me focus better & instead of lying, realized how much the checklist of adhd-I type I honestly had… interrupting others & repeating things being the worst.

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@StarseedSeren @Lainbeom @saytooni Girlfriend took Jessica’s red flags and quintupled them…

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@WeaselNews3 @SheetalPatel17 @shineflakes @kibibrown Some people laugh when they’re nervous to avoid what’s uncomfortable 🤷🏻‍♀️ but that’s wishful / hopeful thinking for Ayana

[Jordana Silverman @jmosilverman]

@doc_mcbuffins Don’t forget Luisa’s secret anxiety. We got that too.