Jamie

still waiting for SNL to give me a call

[Jamie @jmoticka]

hard pill to swallow: you don’t matter to people as much as you think you do. you overvalue your importance because you crave belonging and connection.

[Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu]

🚨LIVE: EMERGENCY TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED FOR HAWAII AFTER EARTHQUAKE NEAR RUSSIA https://t.co/S9ghROq3P6

[REGIMENT @RegimentGG]

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We are giving one away!

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[Jamie @jmoticka]

Who wants a FREE Gaming PC?

Thanks to @RegimentGG, I entered a giveaway to win a PC built by @brparadox! https://t.co/dSH3A5n5Dk

[Jamie @jmoticka]

Not me in the top 1% of listeners for the Icon @lizzo. Can’t help it when she comes out with nonstop bangers. #SpotifyWrapped

[Jamie @jmoticka]

@kendraaaleighh He’s obviously tryna fill a HOUSE sized void in his life sis. And you are content with yourself 👏🏻

[Jamie @jmoticka]

@KHONnews did the meteorologist sleep with Howard Dashefsky’s wife or is he just a douchebag all the time?

[Jamie @jmoticka]

Just read a report on how Disney + got hacked and all your login info was sold on the dark web #staywoke

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

My girl when I reply “wym” to her 3 page outlined thesis https://t.co/FyfPHRsDJY

[Jamie @jmoticka]

I always forget I have a phone nowadays and misplace it

[Jamie @jmoticka]

@Anthony_Rey__ That’s drunk boy stance

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Doctor: “Have you ever had sexual intercourse before?”

My mom: “ahem have you?”

Me:

[gianelli ♡︎ @shesgianelli]

IM SCREAMING

[Melibrat @melissa_diaaz]

My man called me because he couldn’t find his shirt which was hung in the closet..... what would these creatures do without women bro

[Jamie @jmoticka]

@TheLifeOfEJM don’t stop. keep the thread going

[Jamie @jmoticka]

Neeeed this

[☾ℬℯ₭αℌ☽ @xoxo_bekah]

Chocolate chip banana bread 🍞🍌 recipe by A Sassy Spoon.

[EJ @TheLifeOfEJM]

I would be a miserable ass mf person if I didn’t have @jmoticka to be my rock, my light, my wisdom, my guidance, my medicine, and my best friend

[Jamie @jmoticka]

@KodeyMorace @TryyMySauce You’re actually annoying